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I don't want to go back to Schwab-Ass JC. I'm taking a music-reading class this semester.

"But FunctionalGirl," you say, understandably confused, "aren't you already a musician? Isn't that how you make your living? Haven't you been reading music since the tender age of six?"

And I pat you on the head and say, "Yes, dear heart, the words you speak are the truth. But...
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null:
I think stabbing yourself in the eyes with a pen might technically be a face piercing, but doing it during mass seems like asking for trouble. They'd probably not notice the stabbing motion or you yanking the pen out of your eyes, but they'd sure as hell see you weeping tears of blood and exhibiting glossolalia. Next thing you know, you're venerated, and I hear it's hard to find any kinky sex when you're a saint--and God knows the Tony Danza is some kinky shit.

shocked

It sucks that you have to take classes you shouldn't for general education requirements. I managed to bully all my professors into not making me attend those classes and still get the grade.
estrada:
God I remember having to take requisites.

I couldn't wait to be done with that crap... then again I didn't show up for a great deal of classes.
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A few things of note:

- My brain has a mind of its own after 11p. Hence, I should go to bed at aproximately that time.

- Yoga is rad.

- Atkins is still amazing. But I have to say, I miss bagels and toast. and spaghetti! Oh, spaghetti! *drools*

- Outkast 0wnz you.
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henrimiller:
...really fresh baguettes,...orange marmalade
clocknova:
Shame. I was just thinking of making a pot of pasta e fagioli. And I make it well. wink
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There are few things more irritating than waiting for a phone call. mad
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actuallynotyou:
The Dali museum is wonderful I highlly suggest you go. Spring break seeems like a logical time. I hate Tampa and that area though. Come to think of it there isn't much about Florida that I like but its where I'm from so what can you do. I know there is another Dali museum in Spain, as well. Where are you at school? and I'll check out those other book recomendations, thanks.
Edited to add yes waiting for a phone sucks, followed closely by getting to a place before the person you are there to meet and waiting for them b/c they are late.



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actuallynotyou:
double

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I'm young, I should be out destroying myself.
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clocknova:
I can't figure out whether to respond to your comment on my page or on yours, so I'll just do it in both places for now.

You say you're in Vatican City - I'll assume you're telling the truth, although that's by no means a given at this site - and that you work for the Catholic Church. Do you mean THE Church? As in... well... THE CHURCH? The top of the heirarchy and all? Because that would make for an interesting scene if the wrong person saw this. You bring up a good point about the questionableness of someone from the Church looking at a porn site but, and I mean no offense, that would hardly be the worst sin someone from the Catholic Church could be accused of these days, if you know what I mean. And what you're doing doesn't even come close, as far as I'm concerned. An interesting question, nonetheless.

Whether you're discovered or not, I hope to see more of you around here. They certainly won't hear about it from me. wink

Most of my writing has a twisted edge like that. Keep in mind, that was the opening of the very first scene. It only gets more fucked up from there. But my professor always taught us to open with a "hook." I think this one worked pretty well.
kingskottie:
ok... i love yr ass.., vry sexy woman... meow meow...i'm on the friends list so i can drop the "boo hoo" on you any time huh? no?
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New profile pic, in case you hadn't nnnnnoticed.

Also have decided to get both nipples pierced at the same time for the sake of symmetry. FunctionalBoy is going to take me to his piercer to get it done. When, I'm not sure...but rest assured that there will be plenty of pictures forthcoming after the fact.

I ♥ Atkins. Four pounds in seven days, w00t!
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obsidity:
yeah, ditto sweet thing!
love
papawheelie:
sorry, i just have to do this again...bear with me

"hold me clo-ser tony daa-aanza..."

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Getting closer and closer to nipple piercing becoming a reality. Hooray! biggrin
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panxromana:
Yeah, he owns my world. C'mon Eddie, spank that ass!! Just wait one minute!! Or, un minuten bitten!! Executive tranvestites like women. Ooops!!! (forgive the phonitec german spelling!!)

Beat me to the friend request!!

And of course they need to be done together - otherwise one would be heavier and everything would get all fucked up!! biggrin
musicshapedhole:
Yeeeee G-Damn..... well, okay. that's over reacting on my part, I'm sure. Truth be told, a nipple is all that I have ever considered getting done. Mostly just for the feel of it, but eh.. I couldn't see myself as a pierced-up badass. But a tattooed badass, yes... mayhaps. I got the sudden urge to cash out 40 hours of my vacation time so I could sit in a tattoo chair for another 5 hours. Waddya think?

By the way... um...... hott, with two T's, pics you've got goin' there. I'm a fan of the demure looking one.
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For once, I'm fucking the IRS instead of it being the other way around. If you're an independent contractor (get a 1099), you don't have to declare your wages if they're under $600, or so the story goes. But I'm an independent contractor for perhaps a half-dozen people, most of whom are totaling out to have paid me around $500 this year.

Over a grand...
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mydeconstruction:
pink set is awesome. you look great, and the panties are so hot. Also, the lights on your house rock.
grooverider:
"Now all you need is a chick in heels and a pinstriped mini strutting around your living room with them"-

see- that's exactly the kind of proactive/upper-management oriented ideas that my operation needs! wanna work for me? biggrin

g.
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I'm on my second day of this low carb experiment.

I am going to be thoroughly sick of bacon by the time this is done. oink

New Year's Eve was utterly lame. So was New Year's Day. Hell of a way to start 2004. whatever
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hellynn:
I agree with vicky. and i love your boots in pic #4. where did you get them?
mk700c:
"or a reasonable facsimile"

HAha

hilarious.

-mk
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Fuck this. Why am I alone on New Year's Eve?

I suppose now would be as good a time as any to upload pics. whatever
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thesixx:
I wish I was alone new years eve. Last night was too much for me.
musicshapedhole:
I've been alone for about the past 6 New Year's Eves. However this past one, I was in bed with a gal I've been dating. We were asleep, or rather she was... I was awake just sort of staring at the ceiling. And on New Years, we went to Magic Mountain. And half of all the rides were closed, which was depressing.

Honestly, all I wanted to do was curl up on the couch by myself and watch some festive TV programs.
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So the new year is as good a time as any to give low-carbing a whirl...right?
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clinton62816:
Meh' as long as you eat what you really crave and only eat when you are hungry, and then stop when you arn't hungry (but not full) should be okay' at least thats what i do and i'm not ... well ... okay never mind :p
musicshapedhole:
It's definitely worth a shot. I need to get myself on some sort of steady diet, I do believe. So it's presently the 4th, and I have yet to make myself any resolutions or new goals. Maybe I should do that.

Or maybe I should go make myself some lunch and then go buy a vacuum cleaner from Target. Yes, that sounds like a good idea.
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ATTENTION! Does anyone want to come with me to see The Reverend Horton Heat in Ventura, CA on New Year's Eve? I can't find a date and I have no desire to go by myself frown
papawheelie:
dang. i would _so_ totally do that but I'll be in portland.

edit - your boots totally reminded me of this

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lucky105:
Damn you for living so far away! wink