I think I've mentioned this before, but I love it when people who've never commented on my journal send me a friend request...I ask them, "So, is there any particular reason you want to be my friend?"...and then they withdraw the request.
Geez, all you hafta say is "I LIEK YR PIX OF UR AZZ LOLZ". Although if you can be more articulate about it,...
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Geez, all you hafta say is "I LIEK YR PIX OF UR AZZ LOLZ". Although if you can be more articulate about it,...
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null:
OMG MOPE AZZ PIX PLZKTHX!
throb:
HI 
BOYZ R TEH STOOPIDZ!!!1eleven
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rickroyal:
Indeed.
bombshellbetty:
I think it would actually have to be kicking me, and that never makes me work. 
So when are you coming for a visit? Anyway? I'm having way too much fun, and I think you should be a part of it.
*smooch*
So when are you coming for a visit? Anyway? I'm having way too much fun, and I think you should be a part of it.
*smooch*
Wait, let me get this straight. You'll go out and counsel your 18-year-old friend because his relationship is on the rocks, meanwhile completely ignoring the fact that your own is falling apart at the seams?
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catdad:
Just because someone can't get their own life straight, doesn't mean they can't offer good advice and support for friends. And it's definitely a lot easier to help others with their situation than to fix our own.
dominanefret:
I did that before..
It's interesting... now that I have a nice steady no problems relationship.. I don't do any lecturing anymore. I just kind of smile and say 'everything will work out.'
It's interesting... now that I have a nice steady no problems relationship.. I don't do any lecturing anymore. I just kind of smile and say 'everything will work out.'
You know...when someone doesn't trust me, it makes me want to go out and be untrustworthy. 
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nolovetildeath:
me too damnit
johnnyvine:
Yeah, I think it would be in my best interest not to go to the wedding, it would just be too weird.
Have a good weekend!
Have a good weekend!
Because I am a lemming. Yes, I know that most of this could be covered in the profile, but I kind of like this character-from-literature persona I've developed.
Thirteen random things you like:
01) peanut butter
02) girls
03) boys
04) blue nail polish
05) pants that fit
06)
07) non-solar-powered calculators
08) Mane 'n' Tail hand lotion
09) my friends list
10) the new...
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Thirteen random things you like:
01) peanut butter
02) girls
03) boys
04) blue nail polish
05) pants that fit
06)
07) non-solar-powered calculators
08) Mane 'n' Tail hand lotion
09) my friends list
10) the new...
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dominanefret:
That's kind of frustrating, about the no posting on other sites.
I could understand it if the girls were able to get sets up more often... but if they are only going to be able to get one up every year or two...
I could understand it if the girls were able to get sets up more often... but if they are only going to be able to get one up every year or two...
hammersmith:
Okay, good point.
New goal: aquire booze. Then use booze to aquire pussy.
New goal: aquire booze. Then use booze to aquire pussy.
Guh. Women's clothing needs to revert to the same sizing as men's clothing -- by inches, so it's basically universal. There's no reason for my pants to be a size 2 at one store and a size 9 at another. What the crap is that all about?
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johnnyvine:
The shitty thing about being sick during the holiday is that I had plans to go out everynight and party. All those plans obviously got cancelled. Damn it all to hell!
Thanks for the well wishes!
Thanks for the well wishes!
dominanefret:
I completely agree with you about mens and womens sizing needing to be universal! I wear anything from an 8 to a 14. The 8 feels unrealistic and the 14 makes me feel huge!
I passed my environmental geology class, the last class I need to transfer. I AM TEH WINNAR! 
London, London, London...
London, London, London...
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vader_____:
well, best of luck to you!
rockstarinc:
Sweet. Let me buy you a Red Stripe and some Chocolate.
Man, how much do I love it when people just don't tell me stuff that's important? Things like the fact that the recording session today got cancelled.
I guess it wasn't all THAT important. I mean, here I am getting up at oh-fuck-thirty a.m. today so I could get three hours of police tapes done before I had to leave to get to the studio...
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I guess it wasn't all THAT important. I mean, here I am getting up at oh-fuck-thirty a.m. today so I could get three hours of police tapes done before I had to leave to get to the studio...
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michael_desade:
Yes, but some people wouldn't even notice the bangs or the circles because they were overwhelmed by your mere presence.
ultimatelewser:
Love your SG Hopeful pics. 
I got my hair cut again. She did my bangs too short again. Those of you going to the LA burlesque show tomorrow should promise not to point and laugh.
Finals are over, save for a recording session I hafta do tomorrow.
Finals are over, save for a recording session I hafta do tomorrow.
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kingskottie:
hey.... so are so groovy,.
XOXO
XOXO
papawheelie:
pictures! must see evidence!
I need to take a trip to Seattle sometime soon.
But first -- EUROPE!
But first -- EUROPE!
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rickets:
Seriously? Middlesex is the new one by Jeffrey Eugenides. It won the Pulitzer last year. Not bad for a sophomore effort.
It's way interesting. It covers three generations of a Greek immigrant family in Michigan, told from the perspective of Cal, the grandchild of the first generation to come over who is also a pseudohermaphrodite. Fascinating. As much a personal story as a history lesson.
It's way interesting. It covers three generations of a Greek immigrant family in Michigan, told from the perspective of Cal, the grandchild of the first generation to come over who is also a pseudohermaphrodite. Fascinating. As much a personal story as a history lesson.
bombshellbetty:
But first - SAN FRANCISCO! What do you mean, no?
My dance partner and I made naughty balloon animals at practice last night. I made a little man with a penis attacking a balloon poodle. Okay, so maybe I'm twisted! hehe!
My dance partner and I made naughty balloon animals at practice last night. I made a little man with a penis attacking a balloon poodle. Okay, so maybe I'm twisted!
hehe!Red Stripe lager + chocolate = nutritious breakfast.
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angel:
I like the S'mores ones. We should spend an afternoon gorging on them much like crack addicts in a basement.
jonnywahwah:
Red Stripe is my most fav. beer in the world i live well on it....
what chocalate ??? galaxy the best for me ...
what chocalate ??? galaxy the best for me ...
If I were being totally honest, I would say that I miss weekend parties where I would drink until I a) puked, b) thought making out with everyone was a good idea, or c) took my shirt off.
But of course, I'm not going to be totally honest, so of course I don't miss those parties. Not at all. I ENJOY getting up at 6:30a...
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But of course, I'm not going to be totally honest, so of course I don't miss those parties. Not at all. I ENJOY getting up at 6:30a...
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amadio:
I miss going to those parties with girls like you, although I was lucky enough to never have to deal with the puking part.
rockstarinc:
That skirt would look so fucking hot on you.
Anytime you are ready to start partying again just come on down
Anytime you are ready to start partying again just come on down