Time for the Weekend Update.
Staring Cory Kiser as Cornelius Matthew KiserDavis
guest staring Matt Davis
with special appearances by Cory Davis, Matthew Kiser and Cory the Fucktard.
Its been a beautiful weekend of off and on rain and sunshine and clouds and heat and cold!
God i fuckin love OHIO weather!
Onto the excitement!
Screw Friday nights...who goes out then? No one i tell ya. At least not me, I wait till Saturday to screw my liver!
My dearest friend, that's sounds gay right,
flew in this past week from Miami. Its been almost two years since i have seen him, and i am glad the friendship can take a hiatus like that and not run amok! AMOK AMOK AMOK!
I took FRANCESCA!!!! oooh la la over to easton to meet Howard (get this he's gay and his last name is Wienerman) IRONICA
we had a couple of over priced drinks and under valued food at Bar Louie, meh! Conversation was stellar as per usuall- we discussed racial slurs, dog shit, ancient roman pornography, Guatemalan coffee...you know the normal stuff! I can't wait to go down to visit him and tony, and lori in Miami. South Beach ..people watching mecca.
Oh by the way my kids lost their last game. They played well but came up short on a couple of bad calls. (oh well) So for the season we were ...fuck if i know and -4-1? i think
on today's menu, I saw a lot of leg and ass...and then i played soccer.
Our game went great but we tied with the Flash. Kind of a disappointment but at least we didn't lose.
3-1-1 right?
Next week we have off, but we'll be back to the pitch the following week. We need some fans! Anyone want to come out and watch? I mean some of you know our players already, like Nick, from Evolved and High Five. He's our starting center mid.
Hm.. I wonder what monday will bring? Oh ya work. YEA! I am still looking for a roommate, i have a good house and everything is new/included its a decent place to live and work its not TOO far from columbus, just an hou. Takers?
Staring Cory Kiser as Cornelius Matthew KiserDavis
guest staring Matt Davis
with special appearances by Cory Davis, Matthew Kiser and Cory the Fucktard.
Its been a beautiful weekend of off and on rain and sunshine and clouds and heat and cold!
God i fuckin love OHIO weather!
Onto the excitement!
Screw Friday nights...who goes out then? No one i tell ya. At least not me, I wait till Saturday to screw my liver!
My dearest friend, that's sounds gay right,

I took FRANCESCA!!!! oooh la la over to easton to meet Howard (get this he's gay and his last name is Wienerman) IRONICA
we had a couple of over priced drinks and under valued food at Bar Louie, meh! Conversation was stellar as per usuall- we discussed racial slurs, dog shit, ancient roman pornography, Guatemalan coffee...you know the normal stuff! I can't wait to go down to visit him and tony, and lori in Miami. South Beach ..people watching mecca.
Oh by the way my kids lost their last game. They played well but came up short on a couple of bad calls. (oh well) So for the season we were ...fuck if i know and -4-1? i think
on today's menu, I saw a lot of leg and ass...and then i played soccer.
Our game went great but we tied with the Flash. Kind of a disappointment but at least we didn't lose.
3-1-1 right?
Next week we have off, but we'll be back to the pitch the following week. We need some fans! Anyone want to come out and watch? I mean some of you know our players already, like Nick, from Evolved and High Five. He's our starting center mid.
Hm.. I wonder what monday will bring? Oh ya work. YEA! I am still looking for a roommate, i have a good house and everything is new/included its a decent place to live and work its not TOO far from columbus, just an hou. Takers?
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kaylee:
where is howard?
111111111yennabear:
luckily i only have a 5 mile drive