A friend of mine once told me that upon first introductions, you only remember the last names of those people you would consider sleeping with. Kiser.
I haven't figured out who or what i want yet, depressing notion for a 27 yr old to come to terms with.
I haven't grown up, well, kind of. I mean i can pay my mortgage and hold a job. But god why does everyone and everything have to get so serious and complicated? Easy like a fuck buddy in her 30's. Wait no. that gets complicated too.
but i digress, my rambling and A.D.D. sometimes (hey nice boobies) gets in the way of my maturity. I figure "I'm not 30 yet so i am still young," which is what i said at 26, 25, 24. Don't get me wrong, I am not saying 30 is old, I am just saying WTF am i saying?
Can you believe i am 27? Look at my picture and tell me i can't pass for 19. Speaking of which. I had a girl (18) slip her phone number to me thinking I was about her age. Fuck dude! How embarassing when i go to the movies to see 300 and I get carded...not her!
FUCK OFF Cinemark and your visually impaired employees. FUCK your $4 popcorn and your $3.50 medium drink that i can increase to a large for only a quarter more. NO DAMMIT I SAID A MEDIUM MR.PIBB. Speaking of sugary colas i need to stop drinking them. They make me jittery and soccer season is almost here so i need to get in shape.
In shape...sigh I work at our local YMCA. I see so many people that just need to lose a person. They have enough blubber to feed an african village for a week. Forget that 60 cents a day shit, butcher some of these people that are larger than most domesticated farm animals.
Gross thought isn't it? Yea, i think i went a little too far on that rant. Actually. NO, no i didn't.
Some people hate blacks, or jews, or hispanics, or baby seals. I hate fat people. I used to be fat (tis true, you try being in 5th grade at 180lbs) but i made a choice to get off my ass, both of them, and do something. Fat people smell, that obnoxious odor that says i could eat you and i prolly have a small child in my digestive tract right now. They smell like cottage cheese smells when you find it in the back of the refridgerator and realize it said "best if used by 03/05/01"
So FUCK OFF fat people. quit bitching about the turnstyle to the subway being to small. quit complaining and just pay the extra cash for the plane ticket because you take up the aisle to window seats! FUCK OFF AND QUIT BLAMING MCDONALDS for making such tasty entree that have more injected glycerin than my grandma's medicine cabinet. FUCK OFF and go get a job and stop taking the welfare checks and claiming you have 25 kids. You prolly only have 7. The local Kroger / Food Mart / Food Lion / Piggly Wiggly (i am big on the pig) should not have to hire extra minimum wage staff to restock the shelves after the first of the month when you blow your check on Kraft Cheese and macaroni. (pause for a deep breath sometimes i get worked up over this)
Anyhow before someone says my opinions are shit- FUCK OFF i like being pissed off about the morbidly obese.
At least i have some emotion right? What fun would it be if i agreed with everyone? or if everyone thought like me? OOOOh scary thought? seriously cos right now you would be thinking about tattooed boobies which why any of us are here on SG. Boobies make the world go round? Without Boobies, why, puberty would be a bitch!
You know what? I'm done. I have a real crick in the neck from cocking my head to the side to check out some of these profile pics. *Snicker Snicker* I said cock and head in the same sentence!
Thats my intro, thanks for reading it now what was my last name again?
I haven't figured out who or what i want yet, depressing notion for a 27 yr old to come to terms with.
I haven't grown up, well, kind of. I mean i can pay my mortgage and hold a job. But god why does everyone and everything have to get so serious and complicated? Easy like a fuck buddy in her 30's. Wait no. that gets complicated too.
but i digress, my rambling and A.D.D. sometimes (hey nice boobies) gets in the way of my maturity. I figure "I'm not 30 yet so i am still young," which is what i said at 26, 25, 24. Don't get me wrong, I am not saying 30 is old, I am just saying WTF am i saying?
Can you believe i am 27? Look at my picture and tell me i can't pass for 19. Speaking of which. I had a girl (18) slip her phone number to me thinking I was about her age. Fuck dude! How embarassing when i go to the movies to see 300 and I get carded...not her!
FUCK OFF Cinemark and your visually impaired employees. FUCK your $4 popcorn and your $3.50 medium drink that i can increase to a large for only a quarter more. NO DAMMIT I SAID A MEDIUM MR.PIBB. Speaking of sugary colas i need to stop drinking them. They make me jittery and soccer season is almost here so i need to get in shape.
In shape...sigh I work at our local YMCA. I see so many people that just need to lose a person. They have enough blubber to feed an african village for a week. Forget that 60 cents a day shit, butcher some of these people that are larger than most domesticated farm animals.
Gross thought isn't it? Yea, i think i went a little too far on that rant. Actually. NO, no i didn't.
Some people hate blacks, or jews, or hispanics, or baby seals. I hate fat people. I used to be fat (tis true, you try being in 5th grade at 180lbs) but i made a choice to get off my ass, both of them, and do something. Fat people smell, that obnoxious odor that says i could eat you and i prolly have a small child in my digestive tract right now. They smell like cottage cheese smells when you find it in the back of the refridgerator and realize it said "best if used by 03/05/01"
So FUCK OFF fat people. quit bitching about the turnstyle to the subway being to small. quit complaining and just pay the extra cash for the plane ticket because you take up the aisle to window seats! FUCK OFF AND QUIT BLAMING MCDONALDS for making such tasty entree that have more injected glycerin than my grandma's medicine cabinet. FUCK OFF and go get a job and stop taking the welfare checks and claiming you have 25 kids. You prolly only have 7. The local Kroger / Food Mart / Food Lion / Piggly Wiggly (i am big on the pig) should not have to hire extra minimum wage staff to restock the shelves after the first of the month when you blow your check on Kraft Cheese and macaroni. (pause for a deep breath sometimes i get worked up over this)
Anyhow before someone says my opinions are shit- FUCK OFF i like being pissed off about the morbidly obese.
At least i have some emotion right? What fun would it be if i agreed with everyone? or if everyone thought like me? OOOOh scary thought? seriously cos right now you would be thinking about tattooed boobies which why any of us are here on SG. Boobies make the world go round? Without Boobies, why, puberty would be a bitch!
You know what? I'm done. I have a real crick in the neck from cocking my head to the side to check out some of these profile pics. *Snicker Snicker* I said cock and head in the same sentence!
Thats my intro, thanks for reading it now what was my last name again?