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I went to Petsmart yesterday to buy a dog chain for myself. When I was checking out, the clerk asked me "What kind of dog is this chain for?" I said, "It's for me actually." She paused for a moment and then said very quickly, "next time you come in ask to sign up for a petsmart card before you do your shopping and you...
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yeknomyknuf:
thank you for the hair compliment! So what did you wear to the party?Pics?
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[Edited on Jun 19, 2005 2:18PM]
lilbrokendolly:
Thank you, sweetheart...your good vibes are much appreciated!!! 
And I still ain't gotten me no giant cock...or anything even remotely similar. Eunice is not pleased. LOL...
And I still ain't gotten me no giant cock...or anything even remotely similar. Eunice is not pleased. LOL...
These aren't elementary schools we send our children to, they're petri dishes. 
faelynia:
feelin' like it's an experiment?!?
as far as the lube shooter... it is made so you can get the lube where it needs to be without it getting all over the place... their catch phrase was "puts it between the cheeks, and not on the sheets"
i will need it for a slightly different application.
as far as the lube shooter... it is made so you can get the lube where it needs to be without it getting all over the place... their catch phrase was "puts it between the cheeks, and not on the sheets"
i will need it for a slightly different application.
punkndrublic:
I HATE EARTHQUAKES!!!
Blech. Being sick in the summer sucks! I can't get all cozy and bundled up to feel better when it's 95 degrees.
This has been a shitty week so far. I got into it with my cousin about him making assumptions and then passing them off as fact. Then I was scolded by three of my friends. All for pretty much the same thing. I...
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This has been a shitty week so far. I got into it with my cousin about him making assumptions and then passing them off as fact. Then I was scolded by three of my friends. All for pretty much the same thing. I...
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brian_xvx:
whats funny is i was looking at my chart today too.... weird!
i got picses rising
sun...capricorn
moon...taurus
mercury...capricorn
venus...capricorn
mars...leo
jupiter...gemini
saturn...leo
uranus...scorpio
neptune...sagitarius
pluto...libra
the gemini and scorpio make me an asshole...
i got picses rising
sun...capricorn
moon...taurus
mercury...capricorn
venus...capricorn
mars...leo
jupiter...gemini
saturn...leo
uranus...scorpio
neptune...sagitarius
pluto...libra
the gemini and scorpio make me an asshole...
yeknomyknuf:
I wish I knew what my readings would hold. I just don't feel like dishing out money to some Sister so-and-so for what could be a line of crap. Astrology is interesting though.
K. I get it.
kirin_ka:
I don't.
My favorite song of the moment: True Blue by Madonna. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! 
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jessewestend:
Why do you need to go to China to be a man? If you really want to, do it already and quit blaming society for coddling you. Maybe taking someone's girlfriend isn't the way to do it though.
I don't intend to hurt your feelings, you can hate me if you want to, but I had to explain myself.
How is school? Are you doing summer classes?
I don't need to go to China to be a man. I choose to. I think you are one to talkabout infidelity after all the talking you have done. And when it comes to hating you, thats ridiculous I just wish you weren't so silly and vindictive sometimes. Your attitude of me completely influences the way you take my posts. When we are talking you get excited when I'm excited, when we are not you try to take on this matron role and its unbecoming of you. In this instance anyways, I love that you are a mother and you are a beautiful one but I'm not your son. I'm not going to waste my time with typical responses but as for my love life, please don't be so short sighted. I'm finding people to be quite unsupportive of me once whatever illusion s they fostered about me dissapear. And I'm not sure what your motives for your last comments have been or why people get so touchy when a busy person is busy (you're busy. and you're never online anymore) but I have no ill will and no anger towards you. Its a non issue. I had an opinion of you, its still the same, but at the moment you're bugging me.
jinxi:
Hello sweet girl! Thanks for the info on that cool shop! So sorry I haven't written - we were in Reno, NV picking up our kiddos from grandparents house where they have been for a few weeks - we just got home tonight - whew... too long of a ride 
That's SO COOL that the boy's have the same Boba Fett shirt! My little guy loves it too! You are right... great girls do think alike - he he
We can't wait for Space Mtn to open either! It's been down for so long!!! When you go - you will have to write me - that would be cool if we found each other there one day! Yippee!!
Have a super night and thanks for being so cool! Hugs and Winx - Jinxi
That's SO COOL that the boy's have the same Boba Fett shirt! My little guy loves it too! You are right... great girls do think alike - he he
We can't wait for Space Mtn to open either! It's been down for so long!!! When you go - you will have to write me - that would be cool if we found each other there one day! Yippee!!
Have a super night and thanks for being so cool! Hugs and Winx - Jinxi
James Lipton's questions. ANSWER THEM!!!!!
01. What is your favorite word? Fuck
02. What is your least favorite word? Rocker (when referring to a rockstar)
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Love
04. What turns you off? Close minded-ness
05. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
06. What sound or noise do you love? My son's laugh
07. What sound or...
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01. What is your favorite word? Fuck
02. What is your least favorite word? Rocker (when referring to a rockstar)
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Love
04. What turns you off? Close minded-ness
05. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
06. What sound or noise do you love? My son's laugh
07. What sound or...
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superscott:
01. What is your favorite word? Rando!
02. What is your least favorite word? Extreme
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Ummm Pass.
04. What turns you off? Girls with strapons
05. What is your favorite curse word? F-ing A
06. What sound or noise do you love? That noise right when you push play on a CD Player.
07. What sound or noise do you hate? Any kinda lawn or garden tool with an engine
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Porn-o-logy?
09. What profession would you not like to do? Butt-o-logy?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Hey about time you got here there is this smokin hot chick you GOTTA meet.
02. What is your least favorite word? Extreme
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Ummm Pass.
04. What turns you off? Girls with strapons
05. What is your favorite curse word? F-ing A
06. What sound or noise do you love? That noise right when you push play on a CD Player.
07. What sound or noise do you hate? Any kinda lawn or garden tool with an engine
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Porn-o-logy?
09. What profession would you not like to do? Butt-o-logy?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Hey about time you got here there is this smokin hot chick you GOTTA meet.
cdt21:
01. What is your favorite word? Chumbly
02. What is your least favorite word? Engagement
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? breasts
04. What turns you off? Customer culture
05. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck, I don't like it but it packs more outlet per letter than any other.
06. What sound or noise do you love? err a finger pop
07. What sound or noise do you hate? The drone of corporate executives saying they're passionate about this and how my behaviour should be like that too.
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Making automata toys
09. What profession would you not like to do? abattoir worker
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Come over here and say hi to your Dad
01. What is your favorite word? Chumbly
02. What is your least favorite word? Engagement
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? breasts
04. What turns you off? Customer culture
05. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck, I don't like it but it packs more outlet per letter than any other.
06. What sound or noise do you love? err a finger pop
07. What sound or noise do you hate? The drone of corporate executives saying they're passionate about this and how my behaviour should be like that too.
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Making automata toys
09. What profession would you not like to do? abattoir worker
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Come over here and say hi to your Dad
I found the coolest store! It's called "Rio Rancho 99" and they have the strangest crap there. I went in because I saw this hideous lamp that I just had to see. It has a fake crystal base with a phone and a clock on it, and the shade has an underwater fish scene with a rotating cover around it, so that when you turn...
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lilbrokendolly:
Duh, I just realized I could Google them and did. No store...
I still I needs me some giant cock (you know, for my vag...)
I still I needs me some giant cock (you know, for my vag...)
graycen:
OMG! I love those GIANT COCKS! A friend and I were attacked by one in a mall parking lot. *LOL* Yeah. It was definitely a Kodak moment ( to this day I wish I had my camera!!!)
btw- You have fucking awesome hair!! I love it!!
*heart*
Gray
btw- You have fucking awesome hair!! I love it!!
*heart*
Gray
It is so expensive to live here! I can't find a decent 2 bedroom apartment for under $1000 a month. Technically, a person can afford to pay a rent price that is 1/3 of their income, so I CAN afford it, but I just don't want to pay that much! I just have to keep looking I guess.
I'm pretty boring lately. Been looking for...
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jedichris27:
How would you define a decent apartment? The place I am moving out of is 930 amonth for a 2bd 2bath. Its not horrible if you can deal with lots of adolecents running around.
lilbrokendolly:
OK, see, I think vag sounds kinda cute and funny! I can imagine all the reasons why it's not cool to use and technically incorrect...but still, it's so direct & to-the-point. No nonsense. And anyone worth letting into my vag knows there's even more importantly a clit there, etc! Sadly, I'm not really very sexually active lately (except in my mind) so it's a vag and not a cooch or pussy or cunt or anything cute or sexy. Dig? In any case, I will have to hunt around for a cute new name for it. You are right in that it does deserve to not be named the genital equivalent of Eunice.
I feel ya about the rent thing. I'm in a nice section of Brooklyn, NY and my apartment is a rent-stabilized tunnel. It's a piece of shit. Only a stall shower, and the rooms are about 9 ft wide. One bedroom for 3 people (the baby sleeps in the bed w/ us). Yes, it's only $700/mo and that's why we're here. Two bedrooms in any acceptable 'hood runs about $1350 minimum. FUCK! That's just insane.
Your stripper list is hilarious and so true. I used to be a dancer, as I've mentioned in the past, and yeah, there's always something up w/ dancers. I suspect the # of ones they were molested is much higher.
So hey, how old is your kid? Mine is 2 1/2 now and a frggin maniac! His favourite word is "No", closely followed by "Stop." And a lot of hitting me, my BF and the dog (the cats are too fast for him) is also involved. Does it get better? He was the sweetest, calmest, mellowest baby *ever* and now he's Captain Insane-o. Tell me it gets better, please. If you'd like to drop a hint of how you dealt with the twos, I'd be glad to hear it.
And have you found a cool GF yet? I hope so...seems to be like you deserve to be happy and well-laid.
I feel ya about the rent thing. I'm in a nice section of Brooklyn, NY and my apartment is a rent-stabilized tunnel. It's a piece of shit. Only a stall shower, and the rooms are about 9 ft wide. One bedroom for 3 people (the baby sleeps in the bed w/ us). Yes, it's only $700/mo and that's why we're here. Two bedrooms in any acceptable 'hood runs about $1350 minimum. FUCK! That's just insane.
Your stripper list is hilarious and so true. I used to be a dancer, as I've mentioned in the past, and yeah, there's always something up w/ dancers. I suspect the # of ones they were molested is much higher.
So hey, how old is your kid? Mine is 2 1/2 now and a frggin maniac! His favourite word is "No", closely followed by "Stop." And a lot of hitting me, my BF and the dog (the cats are too fast for him) is also involved. Does it get better? He was the sweetest, calmest, mellowest baby *ever* and now he's Captain Insane-o. Tell me it gets better, please. If you'd like to drop a hint of how you dealt with the twos, I'd be glad to hear it.
And have you found a cool GF yet? I hope so...seems to be like you deserve to be happy and well-laid.
Is Dre really not gonna rap anymore? What's the deal with that commercial Jay Z is in where he's telling the chinaman "I'm just a man, how do I know that I'll never rap again?" I thought he retired?
Are they just trying to torture their fans? Do they think that's the way to sell CD's, by making as many "comebacks" as possible? It's pretty...
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lilyk:
i got tired of random men making comments on it...
lilbrokendolly:
You said:
It cracks me up the way people treat eminem like he's this great rapper when all he's truly great at is parodies. He's the rapper version of wierd al.
So true and so well put!!!
It cracks me up the way people treat eminem like he's this great rapper when all he's truly great at is parodies. He's the rapper version of wierd al.
So true and so well put!!!
teef rot is frightening.