suburban_relapse

Conversations with strip club patrons....continued...


Customer- Yeah lemme get 2 Bud lights.
Me- I'm sorry we don't serve alcohol.
cust- HAHA! lemme get 2 Coors lights then.
Me- We don't have alcohol.
cust- what?! what do you mean?
Me- I mean we don't have any alcoholic beverages here. They told you that at the door. What else can i get you?
cust- they said I had to buy a drink.
me- yes you do. a drink with no alcohol.
cust- they said a drink!
me- I know! you have to buy a drink now, and one every hour you stay here. There is no alcohol in this building anywhere. what else can I get you?
cust- uh uh uh uh....water. yeah 2 waters.
me- that'll be ten dollars.
cust- FOR TWO WATERS?!!!
me- yes drinks are 5 bucks each.
cust- for water?
me- yes.
cust- for water though?
me- yes.
cust- for water?
me-yes do you want something else instead?
cust- I want a drink. a drink drink.
me- do you want the water or not?
cust- is it 5 dollars?
me- everything here is 5 dollars.
cust- how much is a coke?
long pause and staring .....
me- five. dollars.
cust- so it's ten dollars for 2 waters?
(at this point the manager is standing behind him)
me- did I stutter?
cust- god you don't have to be a bitch!
me- neither do you!
then the guy looks at me then the waitress, looks at me, then looks at the manager and says
Your bartender is a bitch.
manager- thanks for the tip. (rolls eyes)
cust- fuck this place, your girls are ugly anyway.

Now repeat this conversation 4 times a day, five days a week. Then go home and bang your head into the wall repeatedly. I do!