suburban_relapse

One of my husband's friends that I have been trying to get rid of for ten years finally took off, so I've been erasing him from our archives, so to speak. I'm replacing all his pictures on the photo wall. Why would I do that? He's Quagmire from Family Guy, only sinister. This guy objectifies everyone around him. Glad to finally be rid of him! The funny part is that he never believed I had much psychic talent cuz I always said he was gonna move to Texas (which he hates) to mooch off his dad's girlfriend (who he can't stand) and live in their abandoned church (that creeps him out). Well guess where the fucker's going? HA, bitch. I'll be right about you turning into your loser father too.

Well enough of that.

I guess I should get ready for work. I have lots of pussies to stare at blankly from 30 feet away. ("Is that a piercing...? nah, just toilet paper. Fuck maybe I should wear my glasses.....Jeez girl, get a wipey")