suburban_relapse

I went to Petsmart yesterday to buy a dog chain for myself. When I was checking out, the clerk asked me "What kind of dog is this chain for?" I said, "It's for me actually." She paused for a moment and then said very quickly, "next time you come in ask to sign up for a petsmart card before you do your shopping and you can save money on your purchases on the same visit your change is $1.67 here's your receipt thank you have a nice day."

HA !!! That made my day.

I'm going to a zombie party on Saturday. I think I'm either gonna be a zombie pirate or a Tank girl zombie (those are two costumes I already have). The great thing about zombies is that they are so adaptable. What I mean is, anything can be a zombie, as long as it was alive. So my options for costumes are endless! Pick a person and kill it!
What do you guys think I should be? Got an idea I haven't thought of?