suburban_relapse

I found the coolest store! It's called "Rio Rancho 99" and they have the strangest crap there. I went in because I saw this hideous lamp that I just had to see. It has a fake crystal base with a phone and a clock on it, and the shade has an underwater fish scene with a rotating cover around it, so that when you turn it, it looks like the fish are swimmming. Oh yeah, and there are dangly beads around the bottom of the shade. All this for only $20. RAD. They had all these framed prints, some of them really nice picasso's and monet's all for under $20. Of course, I was looking at the pictures of black Jesus welcoming a jerry curled homie into heaven. You just can't find art like that anywhere! I was tempted to buy the giant cock. It was about 2 1/2 ft tall, ready for a fight in Jose's backyard. That joke would never stop being funny! I would ask everyone when they entered my home, "have you seen my giant cock?" If you spill a drink you have to pet my giant cock." and so on.....I think this is where I'll be doing my Christmas shopping this year.
I actually bought something, black and white leopard print floor mats for my car. They're the nice heavy ones and they were only $10. I'm gonna go hit the swap meet this morning to try and find some seat covers to match. SCORE!!!