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Wednesday Jun 01, 2005

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There's a new addition to my family, and her name is Artoo.




She pretty much just showed up one day and made herself at home, and we just couldn't reject her. One of our neighbors must have abandoned her. When I came home from work to meet her I noticed she had fleas and ear mites so I had to take her and our big cat to the vet right away for some flea treatments. That was a tad expensive which really sucks cuz I'm swimming in bills this month but I can't live with more bugs in the apartment.

This little kitten came at just the right time, because I have baby fever and it just isn't wise for us to get pregnant until the business is off the ground. Hopefully that will be by the end of the year, but a new furry baby will fill that need for a while!

I heard a theory from a sex therapist that if you masturbate every day your sex life will improve and you will have sex more often. She obviously got her PhD out of a cereal box.

Ooh! I was talking to a friend who used to run a few porn websites and decided I want to do that too. I want to buy content packages like everyone else, but I also want to make my own content so that I can be different from everyone else. There is probably no shortage of people I could find to fuck on film for me as long as I pay them. I have a little help learning how to build a website from my friends, but it'll take me a while to learn just because formulas are like greek to me. I figure by the time I learn everything I will have next years tax return and that will be just enough to start my site up. The ultimate goal is to be able to work from home and be a stay at home mom. I hate not being able to see my son all the time. Then I can be available more often to my clients that I read for too.
I'm nervous about learning computer stuff. It's never really been my forte (sp?). But if other people can learn, why can't I? whatever
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
jessewestend:
either way, the offer still stands...
Jun 3, 2005
d_day:
nice kitty. it looks like a long hair. you'll have to brush it like every day.
Jun 4, 2005

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