I may have figured out who that woman is, we'll see. thanks for listening to me rant, everyone! haha...
I am totally jealous cuz my husband is gonna fuck this adorable 20 yr old (who's straight) soon, and I still couldn't get laid in a morgue. Yes, yes, I kow there's plenty of girls who would do me, but they all live too far away, so it's a moot point. And then there's the fact that I'm so picky. If I don't "click" with her, it just isn't going to happen. Poor me, wah wah wah.....and the porn collection grows....
I wish I could make it all go away sometimes, that I could be happy with just one person, but I can't. I am always thinking about girls. ALWAYS. It's sick. And when I was only with a girl, I was always thinking about guys. It gets frustrating. Can't we all just exist in a pile of each other? Is it so wrong for me to want to have a smorgasboard (sp?) of sex options?
I am totally jealous cuz my husband is gonna fuck this adorable 20 yr old (who's straight) soon, and I still couldn't get laid in a morgue. Yes, yes, I kow there's plenty of girls who would do me, but they all live too far away, so it's a moot point. And then there's the fact that I'm so picky. If I don't "click" with her, it just isn't going to happen. Poor me, wah wah wah.....and the porn collection grows....

I wish I could make it all go away sometimes, that I could be happy with just one person, but I can't. I am always thinking about girls. ALWAYS. It's sick. And when I was only with a girl, I was always thinking about guys. It gets frustrating. Can't we all just exist in a pile of each other? Is it so wrong for me to want to have a smorgasboard (sp?) of sex options?
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but goodluck.
i can't see why you couldn't find a nice female...being hot and all.
but i say the same thing to myself all the time.
Yeah, i'm like that with just about anything. We were going to go to a great burger place the other day. But then when we parked, the japanese place was closer. We went to the japanese place and i was kinda pissed because then i wanted the burger. Had we gone to get burgers, i would have been pissed because i wanted japanese.
Maybe we're just never satisfied. May we just want whatever it is that we can't have. Or maybe we're just greedy!