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Friday Apr 22, 2005

Apr 22, 2005
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I heard the loudest, longest fart ever this morning. And the funny part is, I was jealous of it, because my tummy hurt and I wished I could fart like that. At least I have goals....


I am having an angry PFR day. I feel like I need to do something stupid and violent. With a baseball bat. But of course, I won't. I will trudge through my day quietly, muttering curses under my breath and thinking about fisting that cute chatty girl at the grocery store that annoys me so much. Goddammit I wanna fuck her so she shuts up, loses the ability to speak (finally) and leave her laying there in the back of her stupid truck - panting, trembling and numb.

ARRR!!!

Ummm, ok. Candylac's tits are fake. eew. What is happening here? Is Missy ok? Where are the "girls next door"? Between Ibiza and Candylac, I may as well masturbate to the girls at work. Sick.
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punkndrublic:
yeah they are fake, but she is hot, looks like she has smooth ass skin. ok it must be a full moon out or something cuz i would have never have said that.... let this day end!!!
hope yours gets better kiss
Apr 22, 2005
d_day:
well, you COULD do that, but then wouldn't they charge you an extra $40? heh. oh yeah, fake tits = stupid and ugly. not to mention they feel like shit
Apr 22, 2005

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