suburban_relapse

My pillow is permanently purplish from all the hair dye. Eh, whatever.

I have a guy friend that I absolutely love, he cracks me up. He is cute and he knows it, and whenever I see him he's working the room of women like a proffessional. It's amazing. The girls just line up to fuck him like it's a free gift! All kinds of girls, married, boyfriends, girlfriends, doesn't matter. I wish I had that kind of charisma with women. I've pretty much given up. Some of the girls at work tried to take me to a gay bar but I just can't do it. People who hang out in bars are not the kind of people I want to be with. I should just buy more porn.

In other news, I think the idea of a pope is absurd. Holy father? So he's closer to God than me? I doubt it.