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Fuck all that

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Wednesday Apr 20, 2005

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Sometimes it sucks being psychic. Sometimes you know things that you don't want or need to. Like when your friend is lying to you about what she did in the VIP room with a customer. Why go out of your way to tell me about it when you're just gonna lie? Why not just keep all of it to yourself?

In case you're curious, she told me she had to keep making him put his pants on, told him he couldn't whack off while she danced. And that when he paid her she made him tip her $40 for having to deal with his dumb ass. In actuality, she let him whack it after some discussion, but she had her back to him the whole time so she wouldn't have to see it. As long as she didn't see it, it wasn't real to her. That's how she got the $40 tip. For doing "extras". Usually I don't give a fuck about how girls make thier money. But this is my friend, and why go out of your way to lie? Because you feel guilty and you need to tell the fake story out loud once before you go home and tell it to your boyfriend? Thanks. It's nothing to be mad about, but it IS annoying.

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Ok maybe it's just me, but what is going on with the newest SG, Ibiza? How does she fit in with this site? She looks like the trendy girls at the mall, and she says "hollah" a couple times in her profile. Am I just a snob?
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basketcase:
Wow, Ibiza really doesn't seem to fit at all. Watching Family Guys from the beginning is what she listed under what gets her hot?? surreal Ummm... ok?
That's kinda lame of your friend whatever
Apr 20, 2005
d_day:
that's ALL she does back there? wow, she's one of the tame ones.
Apr 20, 2005

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