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Thursday Apr 14, 2005

Apr 14, 2005
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What does one do at a tatoo convention? My friends are going to one this saturday, and they're amazed that I'm not interested. It's too expensive to get one done there, I don't care to see what other people are getting, and I could give a shit about the Betty Page collectibles. Sounds like the state fair for the fringe of society. Boring.






This guy is a fucking genius! A heartless bastard, but a genius nonetheless. He's totally gonna make $50,000 by holding this bunny hostage. What'll be even worse, is if he makes $45,000 and then eats the bunny because no one hit the marker.

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timskol122367:
beautiful hoax................................priceless.
Apr 14, 2005
the_product:
damn i need a good idea to make money with!!
the humane society should run ads like that.
Apr 15, 2005

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