We got the new computer and it is so fucking cool! The side is clear so you can see all the junk inside and it glows pink and blue and purple! The out side of the tower is red/orange and looks like one of the transformer guys. Awesome!!!! 
Last night at work I met "the Tennessee guy". The girls call him that bc he tells you where he's from every few minutes when you talk to him. He says the most ridiculous things like,"We sure don't have girls like that in Tennessee! Whoo boy!" And his accent is so think it sounds like another language.
Then I met this dude from Arizona that was in town for his mom's heart surgery. He was so drunk he just stayed at my bar and asked me philosophical and religious questions about human existence and such. At one point he was yelling to the ceiling,"Why do you do this to me God? Why don't you ever answer me?!" And then he went on this tirade about how he's christian and places like this (strip clubs) are against his religion and ruin society. I asked him "why are you here then?" He said because he was mad at God for making his 75 yr old mother have heart disease. Duhhhhh......she's old buddy. Anyway, he tipped me a $10, although I think he should have dished out at least $40 for the hour and a half of my time he took up. maybe I should just go to college and get a PhD in psychology so I can get payed what I'm worth....Hmmm....
Last night at work I met "the Tennessee guy". The girls call him that bc he tells you where he's from every few minutes when you talk to him. He says the most ridiculous things like,"We sure don't have girls like that in Tennessee! Whoo boy!" And his accent is so think it sounds like another language.
Then I met this dude from Arizona that was in town for his mom's heart surgery. He was so drunk he just stayed at my bar and asked me philosophical and religious questions about human existence and such. At one point he was yelling to the ceiling,"Why do you do this to me God? Why don't you ever answer me?!" And then he went on this tirade about how he's christian and places like this (strip clubs) are against his religion and ruin society. I asked him "why are you here then?" He said because he was mad at God for making his 75 yr old mother have heart disease. Duhhhhh......she's old buddy. Anyway, he tipped me a $10, although I think he should have dished out at least $40 for the hour and a half of my time he took up. maybe I should just go to college and get a PhD in psychology so I can get payed what I'm worth....Hmmm....
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hellsforheroes:
as there is no greater gift...than words that make me clap my hands like a walrus, and curse in rebellion...thank you... and I hope your day brings a pornography filled cherub of an achers misuse, a coyote of a prophet, a lover of a junkie, a patron of rough hearted love....Cupid bearing down on the public muse with poison dart frog tipped arrow romance.....here's to getting shot....a million lifetime wound
d_day:
ahhhhh, the tennessee guy, doesn't every club have one?