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Thursday Feb 03, 2005

Feb 3, 2005
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Mmmmm....Pumpkin pie.

I have been doing alot of crossword puzzles lately. Is that dorky? The guys at work think it is. But then, they're meatheads, so anything that isn't drinking or working out is dorky to them.
I think I'll have another piece of pie...... oink oink

I was looking at old pictures of Grandpa today, and there's some really great ones of him and some friends posing with cocktails at a party. It's so dated! I think it must be 1965-ish. One day MY party pictures will look like that, all dated and campy, like cartoons.

Springtime is coming, and that means all my friends will break up with thier boyfriends and I will have lots of readings to do. Bittersweet...I have 5 readings for next week already! I need them too, missing all that work wiped out my bank account!
Okay I have to go to Wal-Mart hell and get black ink. One time I was in the checkout line there, and this white trash lady in front of me took off her filthy flip flop sandal and hit her kid in the head with it. surreal It is always an adventure at Wal-mart.
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jessewestend:
you'd buy my girlfriend? AndI would get what? Your husband? Sort of a shitty deal don't you think? We could discuss bringing you in as a partner perhaps, after carefully checking out your resume and chatting with some of your references.
Feb 4, 2005
kayd8284:
you are definately and seriously cute,
i'm probably nothing of your type, besides the fact i'm not cute i'm fun i think just not cute.
however i'd like to get to know you, if you're willing biggrin
Feb 4, 2005

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