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Tuesday May 23, 2006

May 23, 2006
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I have 2 days off in a row, and I wasn't expecting it so it's throwing me off.

It's gotten to the point that if I don't skate EVERY day, I feel like shit. Skating is the second thing I think about when I wake up (the first is Gage), and the last thing I think of before bed.

I have no idea what to make for dinner.

My friends keep asking me if I'm afraid to get hurt in derby, and I keep telling them that "No, I'm looking forward to getting hurt in derby" and they keep looking at me sideways and smiling which is a reaction I can't read and it annoys me.

I plan on giving a great massage to Mike in a while, but I have to be VERY careful of avoiding his paintball bruises.

Gage, as of yesterday, likes chilidogs. That to me, means that he is well on his way to becoming a man. *sniff*

I have allergies this year for the first time ever, and IT SUCKS.

I can't wait for Meagan to have the baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just thinking that when the aliens get here in 2010, I will laugh my ass off. Can you imagine all the midwest yokels on CNN saying, "I told you they put sumthin in my butt!"

I love my cat.

There is a snail in a tupperware on my kitchen counter with a leaf in there and a bunch of snail poo. Gage named it Gary.

I have to pee.

Why do I have to pee like, 3 times a night when I'm not drinking any fluids ??? Dumb.

That's it.

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