suburban_relapse:
sorry it's so small, I'm photoshop challenged!
I put the family pictures and my son's picture in my folder if you guys want to see. I think they came out way cute! And in case you can't see it, the toy my son has is the X-wing.
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Well....I got a year free membership to the site which is cool, but having my set declined kinda sucks. I don't have to wait...
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Well....I got a year free membership to the site which is cool, but having my set declined kinda sucks. I don't have to wait...
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gypsy116:
what was the set u sent in, i had mine declined too, and havent had any money to shoot another so i havent, hope your next 1 gets accepted
brian_xvx:
awe... one of the cutest families i've ever seen.
Yesterday one of the dancers got through a whole set with her tampon string hanging out. Nobody cared to save her the embarrassment so we didn't tell her. Why you ask? because she doesn't tip us out like everyone else. Tip people. It pays off. 
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yeknomyknuf:
Damn, I've been a busperson before and I know how those assholes who don't tip really get under your skin. She had it coming, I only wish I could've had revenge so sweet 
Much love for Dave Chapelle 
Much love for Dave Chapelle 
d_day:
now that was funny. you know, it was weird, for the longest time i thought they just didn't dance durjing that time. when i found out they did i was all "EWWWWWWWWW!"
One of my husband's friends that I have been trying to get rid of for ten years finally took off, so I've been erasing him from our archives, so to speak. I'm replacing all his pictures on the photo wall. Why would I do that? He's Quagmire from Family Guy, only sinister. This guy objectifies everyone around him. Glad to finally be rid of him!...
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kirin_ka:
I want your job.
dogeye:
stranger by the day.
My head wieghs 4 lbs. I think it probably weighs more than that, but I have no real scientific way to wiegh it other than rest my head on the bathroom scale.
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d_day:
glad to hear you sent it in. i really wish you good luck. and, thanks for lettin me know 
jackalnoir:
the average brain weighs about 1500 grams(3.3 pounds), so that would be about right if you didn't add the bone mass, whihc is about 2.2 pounds. So the average weight of the head would be around 5.5 pounds, although you have to add in the tongue, hair, skin, eyes, muscles and skin. Despending on what you measure, the average weight is about 7 pounds, depending on sex, age, blah blah. Look at all the amazing stuff I learned in anatomy class, wheeee!
I left work early today cuz my tummy hurt like something was clawing it's way out. I feel better now, and I'm happy to be home, but I hate that now I'll be working even harder to save $, especially since the club was full when I left. It would have totally been good today. Oh well. I can make it up.
Fuck the heat....
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cdt21:
Thank you.
You're not totally heartless then
You're not totally heartless then
punkndrublic:
dude i went to palm springs last night and it was 110 at 9:00 at night... i was fuckin miserable!!! ...
got the tummy flu??
got the tummy flu??
MMMMM .....Margaritas...... 
Morning after......
Morning after......
cdt21:
salt around the rim?
jackalnoir:
Vomiting? That sounds about right.
Fluffy sounds like a good name. I don't have a porn nickname, but people call me Puck. Which i guess you could say "pucker the fucker" and be witty. Although i would more likely be confused by someone calling me that.
Fluffy sounds like a good name. I don't have a porn nickname, but people call me Puck. Which i guess you could say "pucker the fucker" and be witty. Although i would more likely be confused by someone calling me that.
I want a cool nickname. I have had friends named Frosty, Pepsi, Onion, Pickle, Freedom, Skull, Wheat, Big slob, Skippy, Jedi, and a few others I can't remember. Why don't I get one? How about ..... Fluffy? Let's turn it into 60's porn and I can be Fluffy LaRue! Awesome!
What's your nickname/60's porn name?
What's your nickname/60's porn name?
dogeye:
some call me dawg-eye, beceause my right eye i permanently dilated and reflects light , like a dog eye...
cdt21:
frizz 
I got a txt last night from this girl who totally fucked me over a while back. She wants to talk today and apologize. I'll talk to her, although I'm not sure if I should. I guess because I want to know the big question..WHY??? I expect she'll make up more lies to cover up the ones she already told. I do sometimes miss her...
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jedichris27:
Apartment Hunting is hard. I just moved into mine, and they fucking lied about the place. Damn fuckers. Place was empty for 6 weeks, and 2 days after we move in... "You need to clear off your balcony for a month so we can remodle it" So much for my nice new carpet. Fuckers...
Sorry for the rant. Moving away sounds better and better each day. SPent a week in Portland, almsot bought a house.
Sorry for the rant. Moving away sounds better and better each day. SPent a week in Portland, almsot bought a house.
cdt21:
Just f*cking do it
Okay my wonderful SG friends, here's the deal. I NEED CASH! Ha ha ha.....Yeah I know, don't we all. Soon I will hopefully have my website up so you can see what I'm about, but anyways, I am having a special on readings. Usually they are $30 for psychic readings and $75 for mediumship. The rest of the summer they will be $20 for psychic...
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punkndrublic:
well if its not going to last long why didnt he pull it??
Only I could rip one of my crowns out while eating pancakes. So it's off to the dentist. I am sure he'll pull the rest of the tooth which will leave me with yet another hole in my head. Goodbye crunchy treats.....
FUCK POLITICS. The most evil of necessaries.
FUCK POLITICS. The most evil of necessaries.
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kirin_ka:
Wow, that is amazing. It is almost like you are super talented. I used to wear braces and the orthodontist's assitance hated me because I broke them off all the time. I never liked to pay attention to rules, I'm a rebel.
punkndrublic:
did he pull it? are you on nice meds???
"So deeply are we woven that I can lend
You outwardly to other hands who clutch
Small corners of your heart, greedy that such
Resplendence should its rays to darkness send."
-Marie Carmichael Stopes
I LOVE THAT QUOTE!!!!! Add one more thing I'll get tatooed on me if I ever get the money. That is so much better than just getting someone's name on you....
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You outwardly to other hands who clutch
Small corners of your heart, greedy that such
Resplendence should its rays to darkness send."
-Marie Carmichael Stopes
I LOVE THAT QUOTE!!!!! Add one more thing I'll get tatooed on me if I ever get the money. That is so much better than just getting someone's name on you....
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cdt21:
so what's your pornstar name??
I can't understand the name tattoo either it's almost tempting fate.
You mentioned Bush and diplomacy in the same sentence *tut*
I can't understand the name tattoo either it's almost tempting fate.
You mentioned Bush and diplomacy in the same sentence *tut*
punkndrublic:
pornstar??!?!?! can i watch ???
so you think its weird having someones name tattoo'd on you?? i put my kids names on me, would you consider that ghetto?? like, i would NEVER put my old mans name on me... NEVER!
so you think its weird having someones name tattoo'd on you?? i put my kids names on me, would you consider that ghetto?? like, i would NEVER put my old mans name on me... NEVER!