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I'm sure that most of you had some unfettered enjoyment of the women's gymnastics all-around at the Olympics. Because really, nothing makes for more unfettered viewing enjoyment than 37 pound "girls" flopping around on a mat.


American Carly Patterson (no relation to Corey) won the all-around. I'd like to tell you something about her routine but a) I don't know anything about gymnastics and b)...
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As you may have heard the Greeks thought it'd be cool to have this year's shot put held at the site of the original Olympics some 3,000 years ago. Not only is it a pasture for athletes, it's also a pasture where more than 15,000 Uzo drinking butt-play fanatics got drunk and watched some exciting putting of the shot.

Here's a handy tip. I went on a soda refill run and had two cups. One had a little Dr. Pepper residue in it, the other had the end of a Mountain Dew in it. I handed them to the carnie (not Wilson) separately and she refilled them. And yes, she still managed to put Dr. Pepper in the Mountain Dew one and Mountain Dew...
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