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Word of the Day: Ennui-- A state of boredom? That's not ennui. That's North Dakota.

Wow new artsy profile picture..What does everyone think about it?

You cant beat fun at the old old ballpark. Especially if your idea of fun is to take an awkward swipe at Gary Sheffield, or the ball, or whatever the hell you were taking that awkward swipe at.

Last night in Boston, a Red Sox fan was tossed from the game for bitch slapping Sheffield as Gary ran down a double in the right field...
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Speaking of insanity, Im very worried about someone I love. Someone who I adore might very well be suffering from a tragic and often violent mental problem. That person of course

is me.

I can drink Guiness all day. All freakin' day. I think the most I've ever had in one sitting was a dozen. I got plenty drunk, but I never once thought "I can't drink another one."

I also took a dump the next day that looked a lot like Gary Coleman.

It's why Guinness is the perfect beer. Your hangover only lasts until your bowels...
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People stop me on the street on an almost daily basis and you know what they say?

Well, mostly they say, Get out of the street, moron! But when Im actually on the sidewalk, theyll stop me and ask me why a talented, handsome, witty, handsome guy (they say handsome twice, or so I imagine) like me, doesnt have a good job. I usually pause...
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How much could the San Francisco Giants make if they let people bid on eBay for a chance to kick Barry Bonds in the groin during the seventh inning stretch of a game?

The US Treasury couldnt print money fast enough to meet the need.

What is Barrys obsession with Sanford and Son?

Im pretty sure he looked at his outfield partners this year and...
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