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Thursday Jun 16, 2005

Jun 16, 2005
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I'm feeling unloved..I need some instant meassages. So if you feel so bold as to instant message me my aim screen name is neutralenough. Remember random IM's kick ass!!

Last night in a moment of weirdness I purchased on iTunes the theme song from A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Dream Warriors. That song was done by none other than Dokken!! It Rules!!

IN other news: I know not all of you watch ESPN, either way I think this is funny.

Chris Berman is hosting ESPNs coverage of the US Open today and tomorrow. Honestly, doesnt anybody at that network have enough sac to tell him, Sorry Boomer, youre too f#$%ing loud, youll sweat too much and you dont know a damn thing about golf? Of course nobody does. This is the same network that can convince ABC to let one-eyed Stu Scott be a second sideline reporter during the NBA Finals. That leads to exchanges like this.

Al Michaels: We go to Stu Scott with some news on Ben Wallaces wife. (Mutters to self: Holy shit, is that what hes going to talk about?)
Stu: Thanks Al, I was talking to Big Ben and he said that his wife tried to lock him out of the house because he was playin so weak. Ben told her Hate the game, not the player, baby! But the wifey say
Al Michaels: Are you done yet, Stu? You know the game is going on.
Stu: She say, You not playin, baller! You gots to play!
Al Michaels: Can we turn his mic off, please?
Stu: Cause as you know, Al, if mamas not happy, nobody in the house is happy! Back to you!
Al Michaels: Thanks.
Hubie Brown: See here, if youre Stuart Scott you have got to know when to be quiet. Like right, HERE! Or maybe right NOW! Youre a big-time personality on ESPN, you make a lot of money and you have no tangible skills. You need to learn to turn it off and cash the check.
Al Michaels: F#$% an a, Hube. Thats right.

You think I made Stus part of the conversation up, right?

I didnt.

Ouch.

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