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Monday May 18, 2009

May 18, 2009
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Hello all you lovely little creeps and pervs...

I'm sorry it's been a while since I last posted an entry on here. Allow me to explain: I'm a lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy person. After coming home, doing laundry, cooking dinner, and cleaning (sorta) the apartment, I barely have the energy to masturbate 7 or 8 times before going to bed. Try finding time to write a blog with THAT schedule.

Plus, there's been the added wrinkle that in the last 6 months, 2 managers have left at work. That means more extra-fun work on everyone's favorite guy: ME! Honestly, there must be a rumor at my company that I'm into scat-play for all the shit that gets dumped on me.

Well, hopefully, the shitstorm will finally give ways to sunny days. Maybe I'll finally be able to sit back, have a beer, and write more drunken, rambling, non-sensical blogs, like this one!
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delilahlove:
lol, i dont think i have many of those either.... i wear the boy shorts.... ummm, lets brain storm.... fruity friday? I could take pics with different fruit?!?! torso tuesday?? ill keep thinking...
Sep 4, 2010
tinkly:
Where are you hiding tongue
Feb 28, 2011

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