To all of my devoted fans who have been following the ongoing saga of my car, here is another exciting chapter!
For the past year, I've been putting up with lots of measley little annoyances, several of which needed repairs. Struts, brake drums, exhaust pipe, oil pan, etc., etc. But a couple of weeks ago, my rear bumper decided that it had finally had enough of my and tried to make a break for it. It started sagging lower than an old man's testicles. One more pothole, and my bumper would have it's freedom. And since the fuzz doesn't like ass-less cars, and there was no real way to fix it, it was time to look for a new non-pimpmobile.
It took a while for me to swallow the bitter, bitter pill of how much I would need to spend on a decent used car, I finally drove home in my very own 2004 Chevy Cavalier.
No, that's not it. That's just a picture I found on the internet. But believe me, my car looks exactly that unsexy in real life.
Her name is Loretta.
For the past year, I've been putting up with lots of measley little annoyances, several of which needed repairs. Struts, brake drums, exhaust pipe, oil pan, etc., etc. But a couple of weeks ago, my rear bumper decided that it had finally had enough of my and tried to make a break for it. It started sagging lower than an old man's testicles. One more pothole, and my bumper would have it's freedom. And since the fuzz doesn't like ass-less cars, and there was no real way to fix it, it was time to look for a new non-pimpmobile.
It took a while for me to swallow the bitter, bitter pill of how much I would need to spend on a decent used car, I finally drove home in my very own 2004 Chevy Cavalier.
No, that's not it. That's just a picture I found on the internet. But believe me, my car looks exactly that unsexy in real life.
Her name is Loretta.
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elleseven:
Thats my favorite heads song, too! I have never seen that youtube video though, so thanks.
squire:
Great idea for a group sir! You ever go to that other place that specialized in 'tails? It's called Bennetts or something like that. On the South side. DAMN I can never remember the name of that place. They'll kick you out for foul language though. 