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Thursday Sep 07, 2006

Sep 7, 2006
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Hello, my naughty little monkies...

I'm so sorry I left you out of my like. I know that there are those of you out there who absolutely, positively need their weekly dose of "moi", but what can I say, I'm a selfish bastard more interested in looking at the pictures of naked girls on this site than tearing my hand out of my pants to tell you about what's new and what's what.

But here it is anyway...
After several uninterrupted years of converting itself into a pile of rust in my driveway, I have finally coughed up the bucks to fix my used car, a (hold onto your hats, ladies) 1992 Toyota Carolla. I know. I'm a pimp. Fortunately the piece of shit is already a dark red color, so the many, many, MANY rust spots are slightly less obvious. Now comes the fun part of actually learning how to drive a manual transmission. It's not easy. I choked that bitch so many times you'd think she stepped out on me. Aw, who am I kidding? I could never hurt her.

Anyway, if I don't post again in a week, you can just assume that I've died in some horrible fiery wreck. Or maybe I took a nap. Either way, I hope I'm drunk off my ass.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
nyghtwish:
Actually, everything so far has been a big "duh." I'm kind of disappointed.
Sep 14, 2006
havilah:
Hehe, naughty little monkies...
Sep 15, 2006

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