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Saturday Nov 26, 2005

Nov 26, 2005
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An Open Letter to those contemplating working in a mall during Christmas season:

Ahem... DON'T! Are you nucking futs? The only reason I manage to survive the ordeal is that I was blessed with a total disconnection with reality and can leave my body whenever neccesary, leaving only my husk behind. (This is also a nifty trick for when a girl wants to "talk serious for a minute")

If you really need the money and must work retail this Christmas season, I strongly suggest you drink heavily. Vodka is best so as to hide the tell-tall-smell. This will provide the next best thing to actual out-of-bodyness.
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analies:
hey its all good, ill take the compliment anyday guy or girl smile thank you for commenting
Nov 29, 2005
panigirl:
thanks for the comment!
i just put those pics up like 10 minutes ago!
glad you enjoyed them.
kiss
Dec 27, 2005

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