sublyminull

so.. i'm taking a shower today and my wife trying to be nice goes and finds me a towel without asking if i got one first. so she was saddened to find that i had already got one. apparently so sad that her butthole cried a bit and farted....in the bathroom.... where i was showering..... where she closed the door dying of laughter so hard i heard her over the shower from two rooms away......

in other news i didn't masturbate today. mostly because of farting wife syndrome.