sublyminull

Signs that you are married.

your wife will do the following in front of you.

Fart
Talk about poop, pee, period, cramps, toenails, dry skin, heat rash, boogers, numerous other gross things.
Stink up the bathroom
Give you a "cup of cheese" (farting into her hand and waving it in your face)


Signs that you are guy.

you would still have sex with her if she said lets do it.