sublyminull

This is how you live with tooz and not die.

have dinner going before she gets off work or soon after.
DO NOT TALK TO HER IN THE MORNING! (or me for that matter)
when she mutters "choc" go grab the ice cream.
she is not like a gremlin. she demands food often. be ready to jump up and get it.
between the hours of 4pm and 9pm and 5am and 7am the TV is hers.
During the weekend the only channel time warner has available is lifetime movie network
if for some reason that channel is not available do not fret as there are 15 seasons of 16 and pregnant on the DVR.

if you abide by all these rules she will be nice to you and let you play video games!

hehehehe


i seriously love my wife and she isn't as bad as this may sound but i think its a bit funny.

I got the better end of the marriage deal. an awesome girl who wakes up to me every other day when i'm not working nights and still loves me. or at least pretends for my sake. and thats all i can ask for.


love you tooz!