sub_monkey

Not that I'm one to buy into the Daily Mail's Broken Britain BS, but I do have to say something against the youth of today.

Yes, here comes a patented sub_monkey rant (It has been a whille)

Getting on the train to go home, packed as always I sit next to a girl on a table with her friend sitting opposite. I have subsequently described them as being half my age, and having a quarter of my intelligence. As soon as I sat down, I heard the one opposite say grumpily, "I'm not moving my bag if someone wants to sit down".

The one next to me then grumpily pipes up, "Well I'd have done that if I had a bag"

What the fuck is this? Surely every customer has a right to seat when one is available. Why the fuck should some stuck up pimply teenager be worthy of a seat opposed to any other commuter. To make it worse I had to listen to their most inane conversation and their particularly pungent crisps.

"Do you know what Kelly's done"
"What"
"Do you know what Kelly's done"
"What"
"Do you know"
"Yeah"
"what Kelly"
"Yeaah"
"has done"
"No"
"She's removed me from facebook"
"What"

A conversation that half the train could hear, and this purile infantile cowbag can't understand.

Sigh - the youth of today.

Rant over

S-M out.