sub_monkey

Ah, finally settled into my new job enough that I can actually have some time for other pursuits.

Err... Great, now I have exams coming up :|

Oh well, I should be sociable again soon. Until then everyone be well

XXX

I have a new job! :o)

It's been a hectic time recently, a lot of busy busy busy, not helped by me spending my rare free time on xbx live trying to get various achievements.... 100 Sniper Kills? C'mon?! Anyhow, I got the confirmation letter this morning, so I'll be leaving my old job behind, which I'm thinking is a good way to start the...
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What the hell is it with some people on X-Box live (and sorry to pick out a nationality, because this is my experience and I accept is not true of the majority of this nationality, but this is my rant right now) and especially German people.

"Sub Monkey go Locust"
"Ja, Submonkey go Locust"
"Ve are German"
"Ja, Go Locust"

so says the voice of...
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Got one of these things, so it seems apt to answer it (and do a proper Blog entry later:

New Year

1. Will you be looking for a new job?
I'm always looking for a new job. Not that the one I have is that bad, it's just not what I want to do, and I'm a material person who wants more money to buy...
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Hope everyone had a Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year!

New Years for me was... interesting

I went round a good friends of mine for their New Years party which has become so much a tradition, that people now assume they're having one even when they're not. (Disclaimer: I had the good grace to be invited).

I polished off a bottle of Jack Daniels,...
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Possibly the funniest thing I have read on the net this month:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Whole-World-Katie-Price-Peter/dp/B000JU8FXK/ref=dp_return_1/203-2331463-6722367?ie=UTF8&n=229816&s=music

Read the reviews.

Just a quickie - I guess that's what my ex was complaining about

I have posted a new story for any of you smut-fans

I am also on XBOX LIVE (for the 360) - anyone want to add my gamertag (and mock my comparitively low Gamerscore - my ID is SUBM0NKEY (the "O" is a zero).

Read the last blog! It's WAY more interesting!

Well last night was the work Christmas Do, and what can I say.

The day starting with me getting up at five thirty so I could get to work for seven, and hence when the lunch started I would be completely free to do what I wanted, and hence not have to return to work! Wahey!

After plodding slowly through work, the anticipation became to...
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What does it say about your psyche when you try and do some creative writing and end up writing two texts - The first is just pure erotica smut, the second the introduction to a zombie outbreak.

I cynically view it as the expression of the basic adrenal drives, or the three "F'" to Fight, Flight (Zombie Scenarios) and to Fuck (Erotica/Smut obviously).

I had...
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GUILTY

I can't really say too much about this because of issues of disclosure, but I can say it was good to hear those words in one of my cases. The offence is one of those I consider the most abhorrent, an offence that sickens me and every time I've dealt with it I've been a little crazy. So it's over, for my side at...
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Okay this is a pretty damn sad thing to be Blogging about, but I have to put it out there because I so rarely get any positive feedback at work...

This is from one of the "higher-ups" (along with cookies - Yes I got cookies too )

In a very random mood, so today I present:

FIVE MYTHS ABOUT SUB MONKEY

True or False?

• Sub Monkey is a three hundred year old vampire?
  
  False [/B} - This story comes from a meeting of an assosciate of an assosciate who decided to introduce himself as a three hundred year old vampire. Well, Hello? If you're a three hundred year old vampire how come...
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