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Tuesday Dec 07, 2004

Dec 7, 2004
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edit to the previous edit that was previously edited...yeah: Um, I'd rather not see anyone go to jail for saying my nephew has "sweet tight ass cheeks", so I'm reinstating my previous profile pic.

edit to the previous edit: Um, I figure the only way to top a picture as badass and stylish as my own is one of my nephew, Logan. You know you can't resist the "oh, how cute!" factor of this image...

edit: Updated profile (I really need a new picture). And I'm back to ladysitting (All talk and no sex? How could I live otherwise?) But, it works for me.

You know what sucks? When you go to see a band and they disappoint you, but you're impressed with the other acts. I just went to the All That Remains/Dying Fetus/GWAR show strictly for All That Remains. And they sucked. On the other hand, Dying Fetus kicked all kinds of ass (I missed GWAR, since I my ride home wanted to bail early.) ATR missed intros, sounded way out of sync with each other and messed up on solos that I could have nailed with my hands tied behind my back (for the record, I don't play guitar and yes, I know you need hands to play.) But Dying Fetus played about 3 times as fast, nailed every change and solo, and sounded like they we're all wired together by a single marionnette puppeteer. So if this show makes it way to your town, be sure to show up just in time for the last two acts. That is all. Back on your heads.
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creative_slacker:
Wait, you need hands to play guitar... I bet you'd also say you'd need hands to mastubate too. You bastard. I happen to be handless and I get along just fine... Oh alright, I'm a pathalogical liar, but damn it, it's the internet. I'm actually a skinny boy, with dirty hair, Buddy Holly glasses, and sweet tight ass cheeks. Wanna see?















oh heh, that's you. mmmm, ass cheeks.... I'm really tired, I should go to bed before I make a complete ass of myself. I'm off to practice my handless masturbation techinques.
Dec 7, 2004
creative_slacker:
You JERK! I say sweet tight ass cheeks and you pop in a picture of your insanely UNDERAGE nephew. I'm so going to end up in jail for kiddy porn... bastard.
Dec 9, 2004

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