that is so pathetic that I am jealous.

uh.. don't you mean your brother and his new wife?? isn't that what sister-in-law means?

come on stef... answer the question stef....
stef... answer the question....

i am completely out of the loop on this ordeal...i must gather more info...and fast,.

Hope your OK from your fender bender. I totalled a car once and it hurt my head real bad. I've got the pictures to prove it. I replaced the front end and for the next two years a drove a four dor car that white and maroon. Front end maroon, rest of it white. I loved that car.

I hope this one runs like a Kenyan on a hot day in Boston for you.

happy valentine's day. would you like to be infected?

Especially for those fuckers that rub it in your face. I'll give them a disease.

and. it. will. burn.

That is awesome. His father-in-law will probably hear it in his head over and over like a loop. Too bad you can't capture their reaction on film.

You know what you should do is put the future father and son in a room, alone, together and play it for the first time and tape that conversation and akward silence.

Fox would pick that up for a season of reality TV for sure.

i love 80's tv, the hidden messages were so profound.

what's a honemoon?

hows the stiffy?

There once was a hermit named Dave,

...wait, that's a limerick...

I don't know much Japanese but here goes ...


haiku haiku
haiku haiku haiku
haiku haiku

It's the thought that counts, isn't it?

twist the fine oak white
we were dancing then, i think
saint paul is asleep

I also want lasagna. Very much. I am hungry. Soooo huuunnnngggrrryyy........

Is microwaveable OK?

I'm not sure if it is a baby or not but I ave this constant kicking sensation in my belly. I also have been craving pickles and ice cream...

poop? babie poop?