styphilis's SuicideGirls Blog

funny dreams last night. my bike got stolen. i had shoes covered in newcastle labels. i humped eminem. goodtimes goodtimes.

i'm spending this saturday riding rollercoasters and eating carnie food. mmmmm... carnie food...

i propose an SG camping trip. who's in?

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charlatan:

I also humped eminem. He gets around.

Thanks. I didn't realize I had an appealing funk to me.

Jul 16, 2005

scinge:

I had this dream once where me and Dr. Johnny Fever went into this huge, victorian style house that was obviously a bordello. There were pretty girls in all the windows waving at us and I could smell the thick scent of french perfume emanating from the place.

Johnny looked at me and gave me a "thumbs up" and we climbed the steps in anticipation, the wood creaking beneath our feet. When we opened the front door and stepped across the threshold we were suddenly in a barn yard full of sheep and...

nevermind.

Jul 17, 2005

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toneski:

i finally watched robot chicken.

it is funny.

you win.

Jul 12, 2005

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Jul 12, 2005

happy friday!!

tomorrow is my 4th wedding anniversary. we're being cheap this year and going to a baseball game. all previous anniversaries have involved some sort of amusement park. we went to the dells last year where i discovered my very favorite stripclub ever. Cruisin' Chubby's.

my anniversary gift from my husband was a lapdance from Dallas (below) who told me about her broken engagement...
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charlatan:

I just

cause it chases away the freaks.

Jun 17, 2005

toneski:

movie night this weekend

Jul 1, 2005

it was a dream that i had years ago.

i had soap teeth.

and every time i tried to speak, all i did was foam up.

scoots:

maybe you said some bad swears

Jun 15, 2005

charlatan:

My Ex used to wake all the time from this dream that her mouth was full of gum and the more she tried to pull it out the the more it made until it filled her mouth and she couldn't breathe.

Jun 16, 2005

frankmask:

Rock on. I hit up the Applebee's for icecream and pie. Apple pie make's my frowns turn upside down.

Jun 3, 2005

i had to "work" today. in reality, i spent the entire day sitting at my desk watching movies on my laptop. i got paid time-and-a-half to watch the entire Back To The Future Trilogy, The Hudsucker Proxy and the first season of The Office. i don't think i've ever watched that many movies in one day before.

if only i could bring friends and beer...
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toneski:

bring me, we still have to meet you motherfucker.

Jun 3, 2005

toneski:

can i borrow your sledgehammer? I loved that showl.

Jun 3, 2005

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judas:

happy birthday, sweet cheeks.

May 10, 2005

anna:

oh my god i fucking loved that show! its still tivo-ed so i can watch it over and over.

oh, and happy birthday, darling!!!

May 10, 2005

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judas:

razorfist is having another large soiree (not un-large like last saturday) on saturday, i already asked him if it would be kosher to make it "your birthday" party along with the party's already designated purpose--you can invite whomever you choose... if this isn't what you'd be interested in, i'm gonna have to make it a two party evening...

May 4, 2005