my cell phone experienced an assisted suicide last night. it had a tendency to give me about 70 seconds of talk time before disconnecting. i finally got fed up with it last night and sped up its self-destruct mode by hurling it into a wall. this gave me an excuse to go buy a new phone today, but it also caused me to lose all numbers that had been stored on the old stupid phone. so, if you've got my number, call, text or email me so i can put your number in my new phone.

do it.