i called in sick today. i know i shouldn't and that i'll regret it when payday rolls around, but some days i just don't want to be around co-workers. namely the 400-pounder that thinks he's really funny but, in fact, is merely obnoxious.
it's been a quiet day at home. i haven't done a whole lot that could be considered productive, but i did put...
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it's been a quiet day at home. i haven't done a whole lot that could be considered productive, but i did put...
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styphilis:
pictures of myself
styphilis:
pets and other species
styphilis:
people i know
it's so nice outside. i think it's time to pull my bike out of the garage and do some wheelin'.
who's with me?
who's with me?
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neodrunk:
I am a walking list of inspiration.
darkjuan:
the above pic is strange brew I believe 
good christ.
i need to get out.
this is sucking the life out of me.
i need to get out.
this is sucking the life out of me.
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neodrunk:
Nah... that's just my tongue!
toneski:
Agree with d_c E&A is delicious, I saw them at the Hyatt down town...it was nicey.
Not much else coming here that is all that tantalizing.
You like Money Mark? he will be here at the quest soon.
Not much else coming here that is all that tantalizing.
You like Money Mark? he will be here at the quest soon.
well, fattie cat has a new home. a friend of mine has a "thing" for fat cats, so a 24 pounder was right up her alley. now i've just got my little girl, oscar, who is terribly and wonderfully neurotic, and the one with the underbite, who is currently named cody (this must change. any suggestions?). two cats feels like a much more reasonable number...
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toneski:
That rocks that they let you in to Peaches...even First Ave can't fuck with Birthday girl...I wanted to go see her terribly bad, but had prior engagements that did not in any way live up to a fucking Peaches concert...but I had to do it. Did she do any crazy covers? or do you have any good stories about it? Latex undies from the bassist... delicious 
When am I going to see some vertical photo booth style pics in your folders?
When am I going to see some vertical photo booth style pics in your folders?
judas:
(to the tune of 'farmer in the dell')
ohhh, stiffy makes me hard
oh, stiffy makes me hard
lick it there you silly ho
my stiffy makes me hard...
ohhh, stiffy makes me hard
oh, stiffy makes me hard
lick it there you silly ho
my stiffy makes me hard...
today is my actual birthday. the party on saturday was a big success, by my standards (i know that my standards mean very little to all of you, but having more than two people show up who know my name means a lot). thanks again for the spankings. i will not soon forget.
being 25 doesn't feel much different so far. except that i have...
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being 25 doesn't feel much different so far. except that i have...
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neodrunk:
Please spank me? Please spank me silly?
neodrunk:
... and I change my mind. No spankings from you!
the countdown has begun. not only to my birthday, but to the demise of my social life. i'll be starting a second job on may 24th that will eat up a majority of my free time. hopefully, i'll be able to quit before too long. i just need to get some crap paid off so i can move out of the 'burbs and back into...
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prs2000:
sorry i wasn't able to make it tonight. hopefully we'll meet up again soon. what kind of a job did you pick up?
darkjuan:
my pleasure!
The Dakotas were more fun than expected. This is primarily due to my brother allowing me to kidnap my niece, Avery, for the weekend. She's four and the goofiest kid I've ever met.
Is everyone coming to Peaches and/or d_c's place on saturday? You oughtta.
So here's my favorite Avery story from the weekend.
We were in the car and Avery declared that she was...
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Is everyone coming to Peaches and/or d_c's place on saturday? You oughtta.
So here's my favorite Avery story from the weekend.
We were in the car and Avery declared that she was...
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toneski:
Did you see Mitch was he was here in St. Paul?
My dream night would be Mitch Hedberg Live and a Triple
Feature at Uptown Theatre... Delicatessen, City of Lost Children and Amelie. How pleasant
My dream night would be Mitch Hedberg Live and a Triple
Feature at Uptown Theatre... Delicatessen, City of Lost Children and Amelie. How pleasant
darkjuan:
winning is cool!
the latest on the stalker is that i've given up trying to seduce any information out of him to figure out who he is and just decided to ignore his calls. there were eleven calls today between 6am and 11pm. i feel loved.
i'm heading to my parents' place for the weekend and won't be back until monday night. i'll be bored to bits in...
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i'm heading to my parents' place for the weekend and won't be back until monday night. i'll be bored to bits in...
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dagan:
STIFFY!!!! You must be new here!!! Ha Ha!!!
OK, I'm drunk, Just like every other time you've seen me!!!
OK, I'm drunk, Just like every other time you've seen me!!!
judas:
*taps fingers* new journal entry, please.
*yawn*
*yawn*
i think i scared off stalker dude last night. he only called once today. i did some sleuthing last night and found out where he works and what he drives and shit. fuckin' heavy breathing pepsi salesmen.
i have succumbed to the SG addiction. my priorities have become:
1. keeping up with my SG peeps
2. solving mysteries scooby-doo style
3. sleep
4. paychecks
5....
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i have succumbed to the SG addiction. my priorities have become:
1. keeping up with my SG peeps
2. solving mysteries scooby-doo style
3. sleep
4. paychecks
5....
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judas:
yes, the OTHER gay irish michael. the one i haven't seen in a really long time...
prs2000:
hehe. welcome to the addiction that is SG
hoo hiss on the stalker guy. stalker guys suck.
hoo hiss on the stalker guy. stalker guys suck.
no movie quote trivia for me?