i saw my ovaries yesterday. they're hot.
who wants to write me a haiku?
who wants to write me a haiku?
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what a friggin' week.
my first week of classes was a little overwhelming. i've also been raising some hell with the department head about one of the instructors that seems to think that she can make us change our class schedules because she doesn't want to be there at 8am. then she threatens us with excessive amounts of homework if we don't do what she...
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my first week of classes was a little overwhelming. i've also been raising some hell with the department head about one of the instructors that seems to think that she can make us change our class schedules because she doesn't want to be there at 8am. then she threatens us with excessive amounts of homework if we don't do what she...
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charlatan:
I also want lasagna. Very much. I am hungry. Soooo huuunnnngggrrryyy........
deanei:
Is microwaveable OK?
i survived my first day of class for the semester. there was about ten minutes last night that i had myself convinced that the sense of accomplishment that came from completing last semester was enough for me and i didn't really need to go back. then i realized that dropping out of school for the 8th time would probably kill that sense of accomplishment so...
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if i could choose a vomit color, it would be pink every time. 
i bought my books for this semester. $532. crimeny and bloody christ. i should weigh them. their price per pound is probably cheaper than ground beef. somehow, that makes me feel better.
i'll actually be doing ultrasounds this semester so if any of y'allz get knocked up, let me know.
i bought my books for this semester. $532. crimeny and bloody christ. i should weigh them. their price per pound is probably cheaper than ground beef. somehow, that makes me feel better.
i'll actually be doing ultrasounds this semester so if any of y'allz get knocked up, let me know.
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charlatan:
I'm not sure if it is a baby or not but I ave this constant kicking sensation in my belly. I also have been craving pickles and ice cream... 
toneski:
poop? babie poop?
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charlatan:
Yep, nudity brings the world together. You mean next weekend, right? The 15th?
scoots:
no sun! its has been rainy here for weeks.
the only celebrity ive seen? i pumped gas next to kobe bryant. and that was in newport beach. not too many celebs make it to long beach i guess.
the only celebrity ive seen? i pumped gas next to kobe bryant. and that was in newport beach. not too many celebs make it to long beach i guess.
my grandfather's funeral was yesterday. this is going to be a difficult adjustment for my grandmother. she has always been his priority. the doctors were talking about putting him on dialysis last week, but he didn't want to do it because it would be too hard on grandma. the hardest part of the viewing/funeral was seeing my grandmother so broken-hearted. she kept kissing his forehead...
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charlatan:
I'm sorry. He sounds like a vey good man. To be married for 64 years to one. It almost sounds like a dream. Like it is impossible for people to accomplish that anymore. Seems like so many are dying this season.
Have a happy New Year! Keep your eye in the sky.
Have a happy New Year! Keep your eye in the sky.
judas:
i hope your christmas was rich with happy things despite this sadness. i love you.
i lost another grandfather yesterday. three months ago, i had never experienced the death of someone close to me. my maternal grandfather passed away in september. now my paternal grandfather. christmas is going to be very different this year. it'll be uncomfortably quiet.
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armadillofuzz:
hang in there. remember the good times and be thankful that you got to know him.
charlatan:
I'm sorry. The holidays are always hard when you lose loved ones. Empty spaces that people aren't ready to fill sometimes. Don't let it ruin your holidays. Hope you keep your head up.
around day three, my love for the turkey is lost. granted, it has helped me to sleep through most of this cold that i've been fighting. i'm spending the weekend with the in-laws. when i got up this morning, i found that i had the house to myself. what better time to update my journal.
finals are coming up in a couple weeks. that will...
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prs2000:
i did not burn out on turkey this year. actualy i don't know if i ever have. turkey that is done well is one of my favorite foods in the world. and i happen to love the napping effect of trypophan too. (no clue if i spelled that even close to how it should be).
charlatan:
You sound like my best friend. He has enrolled in school every year for quite a while. He always gives up about halfway through the year. Bless for continuing to enroll year after year, though. Every year he makes it a little bit farther than before. He should be a two year graduate in another 10 years or so. I will attend.
I no longer live in the south metro but i will still visit any shindig I am invited to. Happily.
I no longer live in the south metro but i will still visit any shindig I am invited to. Happily.
styphilis:
look at all the people
we've still got about five gallons of miller lite, if anyone is in the area and feeling thirsty. we took the keg to another party on saturday night, but they had absinthe so no one was particularly interested in miller lite.
so, when i got up on saturday there was a pile of christian literature sitting inside the front door. evidentally, one of the neighbors...
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so, when i got up on saturday there was a pile of christian literature sitting inside the front door. evidentally, one of the neighbors...
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kingskottie:
amazing glasses!! whoo hoo!
neodrunk:
Hey, Stiffs... just wanted to say hello to you!!!
It was good to see you last week, and just to let you know everything went just fine with my surgery!!!!
That's right, I'm alive!
It was good to see you last week, and just to let you know everything went just fine with my surgery!!!!
That's right, I'm alive!
goodtimes on friday, eh? i had assloads of fun. then another night of partying last night til 7 am. i haven't had a weekend like this for years. now i have to do homework. bah. school would be awesome if i didn't have to work full time. maybe i should start buying lottery tickets. or pimpin'.
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toneski:
did you notice who wasn't there Friday night? that would be me. Because I am not real, and you can never see me in human form. Or so it seems 
Too drank to try and drive out to Bloomington a 3am, i aporogize, glad it was fun shits though.
Too drank to try and drive out to Bloomington a 3am, i aporogize, glad it was fun shits though.
neodrunk:
Thank you again, baby, for the fun times on Friday!!!!
Here's the scary scoop, kids.
I'm hosting a Halloween party on the 29th evening of the at my house and I'd like to see all your pretty naked-girlie-loving faces there. My basement is made for parties (it has a bar that was handcrafted from a waterbed - HOT! and plenty-o-space for a band, should anyone wish to play). Bring friends as long as they're not...
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I'm hosting a Halloween party on the 29th evening of the at my house and I'd like to see all your pretty naked-girlie-loving faces there. My basement is made for parties (it has a bar that was handcrafted from a waterbed - HOT! and plenty-o-space for a band, should anyone wish to play). Bring friends as long as they're not...
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nordicgoddess:
I hope your party was super fun! I didn't want to come because I had plans with my brother and if you are worried about people hitting people, he's not the one to get super duper inebriated. So, we stayed away. That is your gift for Halloween. 
charlatan:
I believe I am apartment bound for the winter. I am kind of running out of time to close so I think I am going to be forced to wait. I am not that worried about waiting, though. How was the parry clean up? Was it awful?
...wait, that's a limerick...
I don't know much Japanese but here goes ...
haiku haiku
haiku haiku haiku
haiku haiku
It's the thought that counts, isn't it?
we were dancing then, i think
saint paul is asleep