1- Some people piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
2- Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
3- Once,...while having sex in a semi-truck, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
4- Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
5- In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.
6- Chuck Norris was named after himself.
7- Chuck Norris doesn't shit bricks. He shits twenty-foot long steel I-beams.
8- Irish people love to fight so much because they are part Chuck Norris.
9-There is no gravity. You're being held down purely by Chuck Norris' animal magnetism.
10- If you try to introduce your mother to Chuck Norris, she'll introduce you to your biological father.
ENJOY, love Sty
2- Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
3- Once,...while having sex in a semi-truck, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
4- Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
5- In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.
6- Chuck Norris was named after himself.
7- Chuck Norris doesn't shit bricks. He shits twenty-foot long steel I-beams.
8- Irish people love to fight so much because they are part Chuck Norris.
9-There is no gravity. You're being held down purely by Chuck Norris' animal magnetism.
10- If you try to introduce your mother to Chuck Norris, she'll introduce you to your biological father.
ENJOY, love Sty
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dpgc44:
A toilet paper company once wanted to put Chuck Norris' face on a roll of toilet paper, but couldnt cause Chuck Norris wont take shit from no one.
ultimatelewser:
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets; bullets dodge him.