I am wondering if I should start referring to myself in the third person. The stuzzy has never done this. The stuzzy is intrigued. The stuzzy wonders if there are side benefits. Will the stuzzy become a chick magnet? Will it enhance his manliness? Will this enable the stuzzy to win the oh so elusive lottery?
Yes, the stuzzy is intrigued....
Oh...and the stuzzy's pirate name is Captain Tom Bonney: Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Fuckin' a....the stuzzy is pleased.
Raining Blood. One of the best songs ever.
Yes, the stuzzy is intrigued....
Oh...and the stuzzy's pirate name is Captain Tom Bonney: Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Fuckin' a....the stuzzy is pleased.
Raining Blood. One of the best songs ever.
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Also, sorry I stood you up at lunch today
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!