sturanium_235

the update is major so hit me up on das pager, shlampes!!!! yeah, thought numeral uno is that my roomate's testicals and penis just fell off and became an unusable vagina. he's being a real little girl right now. otherwise....my boy. my man. the dude who's been ranting for thelast three years about his shit......... his book got published. tonight. my boy jas... i mean tittycoke montana, got an offer from one of the biggestt publishing houses in america for his novel. also, it's gonna be adveratised on this website. im so proud of him. we've basically been garrgling booze all night and doing drugs in celebration, and the night still feels young, even though i ain't doing the yay. BIG motherfucking ups to jason myers. you just laid down some deep fucking footprints, hommie.
wordbilly