dear asshole,
I know that i will never find you anywhere other than in my dreams. i hope you had a really, really dire need that had to be slaked, and that alone is what brought you to stealing my bike out of my friend's house, while we were inside of it. i don't know how the fuck you managed to do it, but congradulations. i respect your skills in the art of silence. i just hope that whatever it is that you need is more than fucking crack. anything but fucking crack. i refuse to imagine that my baby, my creation out of my own blood and sweat is being dismembered, piece by piece, bolt by bolt over some fucking crack right now. good luck figuring out how i got that french bottom bracket in there, by the way.
rest in hell, you son of a bitch
love,
stuart.
RIP ASTRO JAMMER.
you were always good to me, and i will dearly miss you.
it really was the coolest bike i've ever had.
I know that i will never find you anywhere other than in my dreams. i hope you had a really, really dire need that had to be slaked, and that alone is what brought you to stealing my bike out of my friend's house, while we were inside of it. i don't know how the fuck you managed to do it, but congradulations. i respect your skills in the art of silence. i just hope that whatever it is that you need is more than fucking crack. anything but fucking crack. i refuse to imagine that my baby, my creation out of my own blood and sweat is being dismembered, piece by piece, bolt by bolt over some fucking crack right now. good luck figuring out how i got that french bottom bracket in there, by the way.
rest in hell, you son of a bitch
love,
stuart.
RIP ASTRO JAMMER.
you were always good to me, and i will dearly miss you.
it really was the coolest bike i've ever had.
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I'm sorry
but thank you for phones with caller id. i just don't answer blocked calls. they'll probably next get numbers w/ my area code to trick me.