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Tuesday Sep 01, 2009

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Speeding blonde joke:

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"


Blonde walking her dog:

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"

The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."

The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"

The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
nuit:
it's a tad overrated yes
Sep 2, 2009
nuit:
I have a nice little mac book, it's not red but I like it just the same
Sep 2, 2009

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