Plague reminded me of how utterly rad Ellton John is live. Contrary to popular belief, his best days (i think) aren't behind him but they surely will be by the time im ever able to afford to see him. 
but i saw Gwar tonight instead, eventhough the only song i know by them is preschool prostitute. i got drunk and flirted with a 40+ yr...
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but i saw Gwar tonight instead, eventhough the only song i know by them is preschool prostitute. i got drunk and flirted with a 40+ yr...
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crappy:
ohh, its just radiohead. i was listening to it... and had nothing to say so i typed what was being sung. go me. whooh.
bigsissy:
well thanks
my right nipple itches 
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daem:
Does Elton John do anythng on stage besides play the piano and sing? like any lights or stuff like that?
cc_baxter:
finally someone with some genuine malice. agents are being dispatched as we type. this Jeffrey problem should be resolved within the week.
Sorry i went away. my appartment was in my roommate's granny's name and my roomie wasnt allowed to have people living with her so i got kicked out.
then i moved in with my friend and her husband and two babies. But then my spider bites started hurting so bad i could hardly walk.
So i was in the hospital for 4 days. My mom...
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then i moved in with my friend and her husband and two babies. But then my spider bites started hurting so bad i could hardly walk.
So i was in the hospital for 4 days. My mom...
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im homeless.. literally
i got fired from party city for being over 30 mins late for the second time. that's especially lame considering the place is right accross the street from my appartment! if success was a penis i'd be a virgin forever! 
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barcosbarcos:
holycrap that's hardcore. you rock for being 30 minutes late while just living across the street. if i ran 'party city' i wouldn't have fired you, but thas prolly why i don't run any thing...
cc_baxter:
if success were a penis i'd be a virgin forever as well. i think that might have more to do with penises (or is that peni, can't figure how to make that plural) than success. i imagine it only sounds like fun working at "Party City."
dear diary
today i went to a little place called copperfield where i spent the better part of my anxty rebellious awkward and mostly boring adolescence. i brought my younger sisters lunch to their jr high school. and i just hung out at my old house. we have a dog that's still alive named sadie. when i was walking her, i guess i turned a...
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today i went to a little place called copperfield where i spent the better part of my anxty rebellious awkward and mostly boring adolescence. i brought my younger sisters lunch to their jr high school. and i just hung out at my old house. we have a dog that's still alive named sadie. when i was walking her, i guess i turned a...
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dclxvi:
That is hilarious - I have seen my German Shepherd mix named Jynx fall a hundred times - she always slides around in the kitchen on the tile and sometimes all four legs come out from underneath her.
Thanks for the compliments on my spiders.
How's Texas?
Thanks for the compliments on my spiders.
How's Texas?
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twistedblack:
houston hmmm humid theres a reason to leave. infectious bites are bad so don't scratch just rub. just steal some pics of him blow them up and let them lose in townand at his work or set a rat lose in his house.
stupidslut:
actually i did manage to get some good shower pics of him. and yesterday i sent them to his previous job. i thought about making flyers and posting them all over town but i dont want to be as lame as him.... or do i?!
blasphemy:
i'm so happy your not taking that asshole seriously anymore.
psych_rock:
man, that sucks!! you're such a sweetie!!
My ex boyfriend from cali (poopy lumps) showed up at my door late saturday night but today he hates me. hopefully he's left town already but i just never know. he and I are the worst couple in the world and together we define what it means to be fucking hopeless. and sometimes even homeless.
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psych_rock:
yikes. hope you fix that situation. life is too short for stupid ex boy-friends.
mr_ruckus:
Wow,Boo.
I hope things look up for you.
Don't give up on love.
It'll come when it does and it WILL be worth it,trust me!
I hope things look up for you.
Don't give up on love.
It'll come when it does and it WILL be worth it,trust me!