Today on the bus there was this chick who i, being the dyke i am, was totally checking out. She was hispanic with long bleached hair and low belly showing jeans with a flattering itty bitty Tshirt. And then out of nowhere the bus driver motioned for me to come to the front where he whispered discretely that the girl sitting next to me was really a man. I looked at her again and replied, "well he's very pretty". Then Mr bus driver chuckled and gave me a free day pass for NO reason! Now i have to ride the bus somwhere tomorrow so it doesn't go to waste... The end! 
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did the bus driver just decide to tell you that for no reason, or did he notice you scoping her... him out?
where did you go with the free day?
i'm pretty sure the bus driver told me that for no reason, cuz i wasn't staring at her so much. Actually i was totally staring at this one british tourist who kept starting enthusiastic conversations with anyone who sat near him.
and i didn't go anywhere with the free day.... it was raining too much and im a dry loser.