i got fired from party city for being over 30 mins late for the second time. that's especially lame considering the place is right accross the street from my appartment! if success was a penis i'd be a virgin forever! 
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barcosbarcos:
holycrap that's hardcore. you rock for being 30 minutes late while just living across the street. if i ran 'party city' i wouldn't have fired you, but thas prolly why i don't run any thing...
cc_baxter:
if success were a penis i'd be a virgin forever as well. i think that might have more to do with penises (or is that peni, can't figure how to make that plural) than success. i imagine it only sounds like fun working at "Party City."