stuntchef

Today my theme song has been Nazareth's "Hair of the Dog"

ramblings:

"Fortunatly clues aren't on the food chain, I have a hard time catching them.

I'd cheated death so many times that I sought him out and offered a re-match. He looked up, grinned and said, "Let me get back to you on that."

You can discuss a rock being thrown until your cheeks are read,but you'll only really get the picture when it's thrown at your head.

People have to be 'up front' the only creatures that can be 'down back' are geese.

I have no interest in being one in a million, just one of myself.

I think chicken omlettes are redundant

How come lots of people like eggs but not tongue. Point of origin?

If the vast percentage of air born dust is comprised of skin cells is there really such a thing as a vegetarian?

One cow equals a lot of burgers, do you know how many veggies have to die to make just one salad?

Be gracious and thankful for what you have right now, in the end you don't get to keep it.