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stuntchef

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Monday Feb 05, 2007

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How to make an entrance. Next time you go to a gathering and you are running late....simply run in out of breath and shout, "Don't pay the ransom ! I escaped !

Advice for hitchhiking cross country: this is kind of an arts and crafts thing too.
Buy a big red metal gas can (new! and Clean! very important!)
cut out the bottom and use pin hinges to re- attach and secure it.
(It's also important to cut the bottom out from under the can so it is concealed.)
You now have a hitch hiking suitcase.
It can be a good form of self amusement to see how many gas stations your ride passes before they mention anything.

Another life lesson I have learned DESPITE what my cousins often told me: when a rattlesnake rattles, that does NOT mean they want you to pet them.

back to interogating guinness bottles. jt
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oxy:
i hope you got all the info out of those damm bottles. Sometimes you need to interogate them for hours on end.
Feb 6, 2007

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