stuntc0ck

yeah .. that's the reason i still have baby canines. if you look at my x-rays .. my adult teeth are just laying around above my gum line. laying on their side, facing each other .. so .. could never come down.

everyone says it's because i have a tiny mouth .. so it's too crowded for much to happen with it. fuck teeth, man. i always said i wanted to be on that show, The Swan, because they always paid to knock all the ladys' teeth out and give them and entirely new mouth. that's all i want. too bad that'd cost like .. 50k