the longer your trip is delayed, the less likely you will die of air poisoning when you get here *cough cough*...hey hunny, your arm looks good! are you happy with it? awww miss you too softie pants cutie pie lover tits honey bear.
So I was given this "Froggy Bank" as a gift and everyday when I get home I put my pocket change in his head. It fills up surprisingly fast if you keep up consistently. Anyway, the other day I bought some coin tubes to fill with the contents of my heavy frog. I removed the rubber stopper under the frog and expected the coins to... Read More
I got an even classier gift, it's this donkey that you put a pack of smokes in and then push its ear down to recieve a cigarette out it's arse... hmmm someone was thinking
i signed the moveon petition a week ago. im keepin my fingers crossed.
and it was a pretty good day, though i didnt end up doing all those things after work (though after work was vodka and enjoying my new-found post-massage flexibility with a fella, so i'm not complaining)