"how you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen karl hungus?"
--the dude
i have probably seen the big lebowski two dozen times and it never ceases to crack me up.
my back hurts.
_luke skis fast.
my office should provide helper monkeys. or interns. or both.
at an old job, we were considering gettiing interns to help do some of the...
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--the dude
i have probably seen the big lebowski two dozen times and it never ceases to crack me up.
my back hurts.
_luke skis fast.
my office should provide helper monkeys. or interns. or both.
at an old job, we were considering gettiing interns to help do some of the...
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"i ain't no extra, i'm a leadin' man."
--tom waits
today is friday and we are rolling into another long weekend (for me anyway). for this... i am one happy stubert.
several items of interest come to mind for all us us-livin' types. i know it is hard to get too interested in the goings-on of our jackassed political system but there are some serioulsy...
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--tom waits
today is friday and we are rolling into another long weekend (for me anyway). for this... i am one happy stubert.
several items of interest come to mind for all us us-livin' types. i know it is hard to get too interested in the goings-on of our jackassed political system but there are some serioulsy...
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tracyramone:
Wonerland is amazing! Absolutely amazing!! I have a feeling you will like it almost as much as I do 
Youre as movie crazy as I am! I think.....
Youre as movie crazy as I am! I think.....
silencenoir:
How was your V day?
"She tears the hole of even wider
Lets all the darkness up inside her
Holy oh yeah, hey youre mine
Your everything is mine
Without, without a doubt
Without, without a doubt
Hey, where the fuck were you when my lights went out?"
--Courtney Love
yeah. way to show up for your hearing. poor, poor francis bean.
in other news, it was 19 below at...
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Lets all the darkness up inside her
Holy oh yeah, hey youre mine
Your everything is mine
Without, without a doubt
Without, without a doubt
Hey, where the fuck were you when my lights went out?"
--Courtney Love
yeah. way to show up for your hearing. poor, poor francis bean.
in other news, it was 19 below at...
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voltaire:
when does it start getting warm there?
and by warm, i mean at least 60 degrees.....
and by warm, i mean at least 60 degrees.....
cc_baxter:
that's an impressive list of films, though i've never seen dogtown and z boys.
"my name is otto and i looooove to get blotto"
--otto mann
it is snowing (yay!)
people are bad drivers (boo.)
i am getting work done (yay!)
my sweetie is sad (boo.)
i got a good night's sleep (yay!)
butterflylady went black (boo.)
i get monday off (yay!)
today is poetry day. here is this week's limerick:
davey t is a friend i once had...
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--otto mann
it is snowing (yay!)
people are bad drivers (boo.)
i am getting work done (yay!)
my sweetie is sad (boo.)
i got a good night's sleep (yay!)
butterflylady went black (boo.)
i get monday off (yay!)
today is poetry day. here is this week's limerick:
davey t is a friend i once had...
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blyss:
my girlfriend is gone!! 
blyss:
i feel sick 
"your air jordans is FUCKED UP!"
--spike lee
yeah. i should avoid touching computers for awhile. the one at work is all blown up and last night i managed to lose all my contacts and saved emails from the past 3 years. oh well...
--spike lee
yeah. i should avoid touching computers for awhile. the one at work is all blown up and last night i managed to lose all my contacts and saved emails from the past 3 years. oh well...
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silencenoir:
uh oh...well, that will teach ya?
do you know what happened to butterflylady? she's disappeared again
do you know what happened to butterflylady? she's disappeared again
silencenoir:
ok!
I hope she wasn't zotted. her name appears all black. *scratches head*
I hope she wasn't zotted. her name appears all black. *scratches head*
"back to you... FUCKERS!"
--bruce nolan
thanks to all of you who wished me a happy birthday. i had a good one! my kickass sweetie hooked me up with some bitchin' dvds and a minidisc player. now i will be even MORE annoying on the slopes!
lessee... this weekend was fun. i shot a telemark competition on friday and saturday. _luke didn't win (got crashed...
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--bruce nolan
thanks to all of you who wished me a happy birthday. i had a good one! my kickass sweetie hooked me up with some bitchin' dvds and a minidisc player. now i will be even MORE annoying on the slopes!
lessee... this weekend was fun. i shot a telemark competition on friday and saturday. _luke didn't win (got crashed...
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voltaire:
I'll smoke a joint for you.... 
voltaire:
ps: no I'm not on the burlesque tour....
"Beautiful isn't it? Took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. At present I am writing the definitive work on the subject so I want you to totally honest with me on how the machine makes you feel. This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting."
--Count Tyrone Rugen
happy birthday to...
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--Count Tyrone Rugen
happy birthday to...
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voltaire:
and I'm an asshole! happy birthday darling!
_luke:
ok, it's "luke forgets birthdays" month. So far, I've forgotten Voltaire, Jackie, and now my man Stubert.
I AM THE WORST FRIEND EVER!
and to add to Stu's quote....
"And this is for posterity, so please....be honest.....how do you feel?"
I AM THE WORST FRIEND EVER!
and to add to Stu's quote....
"And this is for posterity, so please....be honest.....how do you feel?"
"luke blows goats. i have proof."
--my kickass and super bitchin' sweetie
ok. first and foremost... if you plan to place "army of one" and "no fear" stickers on your car, please, drive like you have a pair. thanks. 20 is for pussies. pull off the friggin road and let some of the 30 people stacked up behind your dumb, pansy ass by. yeah.
in...
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--my kickass and super bitchin' sweetie
ok. first and foremost... if you plan to place "army of one" and "no fear" stickers on your car, please, drive like you have a pair. thanks. 20 is for pussies. pull off the friggin road and let some of the 30 people stacked up behind your dumb, pansy ass by. yeah.
in...
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tracyramone:
yeah - just going postak would have been what i shouldve done the first time DUH me
i added ya to my aim btw
i added ya to my aim btw
stacie:
i enjoy all your entries 
i was going to put a quote up here... then say something witty, profound and heartfelt... but i made the mistake of looking through blyss' candids. and now i am speechless.
UPDATE: not really over blyss yet but anyone besides me think this ricin scare is all bullshit? personally, i think the anthrax episodes were all plants as well. but maybe it is just me.
UPDATE: not really over blyss yet but anyone besides me think this ricin scare is all bullshit? personally, i think the anthrax episodes were all plants as well. but maybe it is just me.
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blyss:
Yeah, visit!!! It's time for a road trip! I couldn't agree more Don't you love journey's?
Don't you love journey's?
quinn:
i think i actually drooled on myself just now. seriously.
thanks for the hottie heads up.
thanks for the hottie heads up.
"you are beginning to feel your eyelids getting heavy... as you slip deeper and deeper into a state of complete relaxation."
--dr. swanson
sooooooooo sleeeeeeepy.
i need a job that doesn't require me to come into work.
utah snow rules. even if the state itself is somewhat wacky.
passing cops who are driving to slowly is fun.
tradeshows are for suckas.
most extreme elimination challenge...
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--dr. swanson
sooooooooo sleeeeeeepy.
i need a job that doesn't require me to come into work.
utah snow rules. even if the state itself is somewhat wacky.
passing cops who are driving to slowly is fun.
tradeshows are for suckas.
most extreme elimination challenge...
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quinn:
oh i'm sorry. i thought that read that you need a blow job.
sorry. i was goin to offer.
heehee. sorry couldn't resist that one.
yeah. i said some shit to him when i was leavin that night. I think i started a diatribe about how i always knew he was a slimey filthbag....and i left it at that.
My friend, Elizabeth, is the most righteous, beautiful woman in the world. she went through some tough times in the recent past..her mom commited suicide and he was a fuckin dickhead through all of that too.......
sorry. i was goin to offer.
heehee. sorry couldn't resist that one.
yeah. i said some shit to him when i was leavin that night. I think i started a diatribe about how i always knew he was a slimey filthbag....and i left it at that.
My friend, Elizabeth, is the most righteous, beautiful woman in the world. she went through some tough times in the recent past..her mom commited suicide and he was a fuckin dickhead through all of that too.......
stacie:
the super bowl is nether super nor a bowl. discuss.
No need to discuss! It's all true!
I need a new job, that, uh, doesnt require me to work at all.
No need to discuss! It's all true!
I need a new job, that, uh, doesnt require me to work at all.
Sounds like you've got an enviable sweetie.